i like the color orange......
just not in that way......I am tall. I am skinny. I am not good at telling other people about myself. I am trying to be funny. I am not sure if it is working. I am bored, so I am stopping now.
Uh, so let's see..... you really want to know about me, don't you?
Oh well, as long as it's good honest work I shouldn't be making fun of your profession. I'll tell you what, I'll make your job a bit easier..... except not really.
I like a lot of things. Movies, food, general things that one would think someone like me would like. Are you getting all this? I enjoy long walks on the beach, pina colatas,.... lol.
I absolutly love my girlfriend. Oh, but don't be disheartened, the other people out there, I love you too, but we should probably get to know each other better. Is Tuesday good for you?
Abnormaly stupid people. If you are genuinly concerned about whether or not you fall into the catagory, please give me a call at 1-800-DUMB-a** . That number again is 1-800-386-2277 . Current rates apply.
Um, I will generally respect a good insult, but I will get very angry if you say anything about my friends or family. (Even if it is true) What? You wanna say that to my face? C'mon you little punk-a**....SZZZ SHHZHZZZZHHZ *Intemission* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
And we're back!!
So, where was I? Oh yes, Tuesday was very nice, we shold do it again sometime......
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This is me and my gf as mimes..... damn sexy mimes if I do not say so myself.....
No, we don'trandomly dress up as things (except on Teusdays...) Kidding, these were our Halloween costumes. I bet you love me even more now. Don't make me get the restraining order.....
I'm not crazy, just imagionationally challanged.The Unofficial Official Therapist*no personal checksHow to Make a Paul3 Cups of Good Looks
2 teaspoons Parts Humor
A tablespoon of Orange
1 Cup of Funk
Add a pinch of Modesty
Shake, don't stir, and enjoy!
And now for quotes from people I know (mostly me) taken completely out of context .....
-Okay, we need code names. I'll be agent orange, you be agent blue
-wasn't angent orange the stuff that killed vegetation in vietnam?
-Death To The Plants!!!
-Wait, so if you can have phone sex, can you phone rape someone?
-yeah, prank calls
-so we decided to call him beast
-well, he suggested ********, but that's just vulgar
-good cause i leave comments and you never look and then i feel unloved
-i love you, just not like that
-yea its heterosexual type of love
-even though we're both guys....
-so how exactly DO you verbally molest someone?
-uhh....well, you see....
-i like boobs
-me too, they're fun to poke. *poke* *poke*
-it's the lastest product that's sweepin' the nation!
-it's just like regular floss, just this big. o
-so, are you a boob guy or an a** guy?
-depends on what?
-whichever place she's less ticklish
-look! it's aaron and tiffany, the higly trained rescue kangaroo!
-jump into my pouch kids, i'll protect you from harm! *wink*
-Are you, are you masturbating Sam?
-Oh, sorry... If you wanted to call it something else, like Sam's happy time?
In the immortal murmurings of the little boom box minicon "Oh s**t"
-I'm sorry, but I cannot say the word rub in that context.
-When were you born?
-I was born on your father.
-You were born on my father?
-No..... your father.
-That's what I said, my father.
-You're not making any sense.And Now For The AIM Conversation Of The Week
(or untill I decide to change it)
WokeupDreamin147: beach cabin of horrors, eh?
orangefalcon1623: hell yeah
orangefalcon1623: im telling you, strange things go on at that place
orangefalcon1623: you know that "live feed" of the beach thing?
WokeupDreamin147: haha why what went down?
orangefalcon1623: no, its just that that's like a two way mirror
orangefalcon1623: they watch you through that thing
orangefalcon1623: and at night, it shows pictures of graphic blood orgies
WokeupDreamin147: no they do not haha
orangefalcon1623: have you ever seen a million dollars?
orangefalcon1623: then how do you know the screen at hollisters doesnt show ppictures of that?
WokeupDreamin147: cause it wouldnt!
orangefalcon1623: why not?
WokeupDreamin147: thats not hollister
orangefalcon1623: oh no?
orangefalcon1623: how do you think they get such lifelike manequins?
orangefalcon1623: three words: homisidal psychopathic taxidermist
WokeupDreamin147: lol oh gosh
WokeupDreamin147: how long did you spend IN there??
orangefalcon1623: bout 6 minutes