well then go to bed, foo!
once upon a time there was a boy. he was made of taffy.
his dream was to one day see the sea.
so one day he bought a train ticket and left for the shore.
upon his arrival he ran to the beach and immediately regretted the decision.
he was covered in sand!
so he decided maybe he would take a swim. but when he soaked his feet in the water they began to melt!
he shouted "why!?"
the ocean responded
"you're sea salt taffy and I'm taking you back!"