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I don't think I'm in need of an introduction, but I'll still write one to please you peasants.

I'm Marcus Vanston: Local Billionaire and Night Vale's greatest citizen.

If you need me, I'll be in my private library, not reading. And of course, I will be nude.

Oh, and I'm running for mayor too, I guess. Whatever.

[A Welcome to Night Vale cosplay/rp account.]


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Knight of Plagues Report | 08/04/2014 8:18 pm
Knight of Plagues
The Hunter was tired after his long flight, he arrived in the strange desert city after hours of flying. The burning hot sun pierced through him like a blade, his northern blood was not used to these conditions. After leaving the airport, helped by what he could only describe as a supposed authoritative figure, clad in black and wearing a baklava over his face, he began to head toward the towns local library, where his new contractor was said to be awaiting his arrival. The many people of the town stared at the man, not that he could blame him, dressed as he was with his weapons clearly shown, he likely was a strange sight to the locals.

"Whoever came up with the idea of building a town in the middle of the ******** Mojave is an idiot." he grumbled to himself.
Finally he arrived in front of the library, however an entrance was nowhere to be found. He sat down on the curb and hoped his contractor would show up...
Numrigaaz Report | 08/04/2014 6:46 pm
Then, clearly, you do not exist.
Cecil Palmer Report | 04/07/2014 5:42 pm
Cecil Palmer
Oh, well, sorry Marcus! I suppose the best course of action would be to contact the... new management and schedule an interview. I'm sure my listeners would be happy to hear from you on our show.
xxx_Stabarella_xxx Report | 05/27/2012 7:56 pm
Hi there!
Falcon351 Report | 05/26/2012 9:54 am
Thanks for buying! And a great name, too. Us Falcons have to stick together, ya' know! wink
Zerberius Report | 05/16/2012 8:50 pm
"Oh....well, I thought only me and phanty were the ghosts in here surprised ... I'm terribly mis-informed. "
Zerberius Report | 05/16/2012 8:47 pm
"Little ghost bride?...Phanty!?"
Zerberius Report | 05/16/2012 8:40 pm
WG-wise?..there'r 3 shadows xD
Kuro the Rookie Kingpin Report | 05/15/2012 9:11 am
Kuro the Rookie Kingpin
Look for a place where they cant bother you.
Kuro the Rookie Kingpin Report | 05/13/2012 6:52 am
Kuro the Rookie Kingpin
I see. I wasnt offended by the way.
So what have you been up to lately?


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-Marcus Vansten-

Night Vale's Greatest
and Richest Citizen.

I'm y'know, an angel or whatever.

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(One of Ghoul Mistress's MANY accounts)


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