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I like how they say "Her case worker has taken pictures of her...." and they show surveillance photos of her, like she's a mafia god father. This is what the CIA is doing with our tax money, staking out bird ladies in the parks. She's obviously a domestic terrorist, probably being funded by Al-Queda

an 80-Year-Old Lady Criminally Charged For Feeding Ducks

[Germanybruno] *sucks dillo*

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] Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give cookie lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons

to be truely strong you must know yourself and your enemy, once you know this all will become clear

How come you don't know that you are weak?

it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool,kami, Then popo

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/36654292/Revenge - A Minecraft Parody of Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love - Crafted Using Noteblocks.mp

The only jesus that's acceptable is raptor jesus he eats babies

Son: "Dad, what's sex??"Dad: "When a man puts his hard d**k in a girls p***y."Son: "Ohh, Dad, what's Asking Alexandria??:Dad: "Son, I'll tell you when you are older, now go play."

• [Gingerbug] WANNA FIGHT WITH A 10 YEAR OOLD?• [Siinned] i wuldnt hurt u :O i wuld jus hold u done

௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้← [Siinned] ้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้Quiet, thank you.← [Siinned] ้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵้௵௵้௵้

[Siinned] smh wen will los grow up[Siinned] i alredy choked 2 hoes this evening nty

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→ [Caeramonia] ae im so wet right now after i saw hot skinny guys.

@2076540

[Dummyfied] right before school let out[Roflscopter] Who is my fav artist? 5 seconds[Roflscopter] 1[Roflscopter] 2[Dummyfied] hoodie allen[Roflscopter] 3[Cookieslayer] ;o[Roflscopter] Nope[Roflscopter] Kid CuDi :p[Dummyfied] my fingers feel so clumsy.[Dummyfied] like[Roflscopter] Prooved you wrong.[Cookieslayer] XD[Dummyfied] gummy worms[Cookieslayer] Dums what is my fav band? ;p[Roflscopter] 1 2 3 4 5[Roflscopter] timnes up[Dummyfied] . . .[Dummyfied] aa[Roflscopter] times*[Cookieslayer] correct[Dummyfied] time wasn t up cause you spelled times wrong[Roflscopter] asking alexandra? :p[Cookieslayer] si[Dummyfied] alexandria[Roflscopter] Grammar nazi eh?[Dummyfied] yessir.[Cookieslayer] dums what does bvb stands for?[Cookieslayer] and sir?[Roflscopter] 1 2 3 4 5 times up[Roflscopter] .[Dummyfied] black viel brides[Roflscopter] xp[Roflscopter] I like counting[Cookieslayer] veil*[Roflscopter] you only have 5 seconds for each question[Dummyfied] gummy worm'd fingers[Cookieslayer] LOL[Roflscopter] whats 2 2x10-12[Dummyfied] like the gummy wotms in his cereal.[Roflscopter] 1 2 3 4 5[Dummyfied] worms.[Roflscopter] times up xp[Cookieslayer] LOLOLOL[Dummyfied] breakfast bunch[Dummyfied] i want[Dummyfied] breakfast.→ [Roflscopter] lest ask a really confusing question[Dummyfied] they havnt slept← [Roflscopter] ;D[Dummyfied] how do i sleep now.[Dummyfied] i dont trust em.[Cookieslayer] umm[Dummyfied] Oh god[Cookieslayer] ?[Dummyfied] i miss her[Roflscopter] what was the name of the bf you had when i came back on? 5 seconds ready go[Cookieslayer] huh?[Dummyfied] .[Dummyfied] mason[Roflscopter] wait wha?[Roflscopter] No no no who's her? :x[Cookieslayer] ummm[Dummyfied] kimberly[Roflscopter] Kimberly=Thuy=Desiree[Dummyfied] im tired of laying on my arm ..[Cookieslayer] then dont lay on your arms?[Dummyfied] kimberly = kimberly = kimberly = lover of afuzzysquirrel[Roflscopter] asuzzysquirrel? LOL[Dummyfied] he was[Cookieslayer] huh?[Roflscopter] What is cookies real name 7 seconds go[Roflscopter] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7[Dummyfied] kris[Cookieslayer] umm[Dummyfied] idki[Cookieslayer] idk how she knows that ;p[Dummyfied] i was right?[Cookieslayer] si[Roflscopter] Yea o.o[Dummyfied] oh.[Roflscopter] whats caers real name? 5 seconds[Roflscopter] 1 2 3 4 5 times up.[Dummyfied] . . . i forgot[Dummyfied] a...[Cookieslayer] an[Dummyfied] adreana..[Cookieslayer] d[Dummyfied] adriana..[Cookieslayer] umm[Roflscopter] Andrea[Dummyfied] oh.[Dummyfied] close enough[Cookieslayer] not reallyCyrawatts just connected.[Dummyfied] for me[Roflscopter] Well yea cause you're drunk.[Cookieslayer] well u are drunk ;p[Roflscopter] Lololol cookie why do we think alike? :x[Dummyfied] close enough[Cookieslayer] XD idk[Roflscopter] Desiree at what time was the first text you send me today? 10 seconds[Roflscopter] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 times up. :p[Cookieslayer] umm[Cookieslayer] :P[Roflscopter] Ha couln't get that one cause you have impaired memory because you're drunk :p[Cookieslayer] LOL[Dummyfied] i dont have[Dummyfied] it[Cookieslayer] um?[Dummyfied] my eyes[Cookieslayer] perfect song for dums XD[Roflscopter] just go to sleep already.[Dummyfied] i cant[Dummyfied] i dont trust them..[Roflscopter] go home and sleep.[Dummyfied] i cant....[Cookieslayer] y?[Dummyfied] its too far[Roflscopter] you drunk.[Cookieslayer] then go to sleep?[Dummyfied] i dont trust them[Dummyfied] linh is pregnant.[Dummyfied] she cried[Dummyfied] i cant trust her[Cookieslayer] lock yourself in the bathroom and sleep xD[Dummyfied] i cant[Dummyfied] someone[Dummyfied] is already in bathroom[Roflscopter] I sit in the bathtub and sleep.[Dummyfied] locked[Dummyfied] my...[Cookieslayer] break open the door and kik him/her out?[Dummyfied] cant..[Roflscopter] whats your views on porn?[Dummyfied] i found it.[Cookieslayer] o.o[Cookieslayer] what did u find?[Dummyfied] heh. i found his playboy stash[Cookieslayer] um? so?[Dummyfied] because[Dummyfied] david masturbates.[Roflscopter] I hide my playboy stash very well.[Roflscopter] Its so hidden i even forget at times ;o;[Dummyfied] i hope he washes his hands.[Cookieslayer] dums do u hate screamo?[Roflscopter] My sister said when i turn 18 she'll get her bf to take me to a strip club.[Roflscopter] only a year and 2 months to go .[Cookieslayer] yeah a year will take awhile ;/[Dummyfied] woopsies.[Dummyfied] e[Cookieslayer] ?[Roflscopter] This year is going by fast[Dummyfied] "y u send me a e"[Dummyfied] david is asleep...[Cookieslayer] dums go listen to screamo to wake yourself up?[Dummyfied] no..[Cookieslayer] ;p[Dummyfied] speakers dont work[Dummyfied] david[Cookieslayer] o[Dummyfied] has s**t technology[Roflscopter] Cookie[Cookieslayer] ?[Dummyfied] i could just... but maybe not because....[Roflscopter] Lets save this convo and show it to her tomorrow[Dummyfied] fill in my blanks.[Cookieslayer] LOL[Roflscopter] I could just c** but maybe not because im not horny enough[Dummyfied] i could just sleep but maybe not because david is sleeping with her already

[Dummyfied] sara is virgin[Dummyfied] but shes sleeping with him[Dummyfied] so..[Cookieslayer] so?[Dummyfied] i cant[Cookieslayer] dums your confusing o.o[Dummyfied] but i dont trust them[Dummyfied] kai is drunk[Cookieslayer] so are u[Dummyfied] wasted.[Roflscopter] I dun think thats zee.[Dummyfied] untrustable.[Dummyfied] cereal spiller.[Dummyfied] ow...[Rotfffcitvl] y so drunk?[Dummyfied] my lip is bleeding again.[Dummyfied] my cheek hurts[Cookieslayer] then stop biting it[Dummyfied] im not[Dummyfied] i only bite my lip...[Cookieslayer] um[Dummyfied] because it seems[Dummyfied] biting cheeks are unacceptble

? [Caeramonia] You dont know how wet Ive bcome.? [Caeramonia] kjabkjdbsakdsa

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[Roflscopter] If i wn[Roflscopter] Cookie[Roflscopter] you owe me them pics.[Roflscopter] not Desiree.[Roflscopter] me.

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