hey. i'm 18 and i am a female and i like to dress up like 13 year old boys. don't judge me these are my life choices. o also, my official nickname is 2% milk. i won't answer to any other name .
um, i like saying butts and making bad puns. i also like to homestuck.
• legend of korra
• hot yaois
• jake’s butt
• no seriously look at that plush rump mmmmm
• saying kawaii and sugoi and desu for ironic purposes
• making new friends
• honey mustard
• hot tea
• cheesy pick-up lines and jokes
• dirk’s butt
• ooc chats
random things about me that may be important:
• i live on a meteor in space.
• i have a really short attention span.
• i keyboard smash.
• a lot.
• i think i’m funny but i’m really not……..
• i say things like spiffy and nifty and other obnoxious things just warning you sometimes i talk like i live in the 70s or some s**t……..
• SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HUFFLEPUFFS!!!!!
• i am incredibly inappropriate.
• i cosplay.
• yeah just gonna…….put that out there……
• i type like a tool. yep.
• i like bullet points a lot ok.
• MORE BULLET POINTS.
• i tend to ramble. quite often actually. i do this in real life too.
• i am the typo queen.
• i’m married to spell check. uvu
• i use text faces a lot
• sex sex sex sex sex sex.
• i like to complain. half-heartedly.
• i take very few things seriously.
• i abuse GIF reactions.
• thug life.
• i can’t think of anything else.
• ollies out into space……….„