I'm just your average 241 year old zombie. If you're ever wanting to have your flesh ravaged or have ever had strange fetishes about getting eaten alive, hit me up.
I like to poi dance naked
while I'm in my room alone.
If you would like to talk, I'm very talkative, so don't be shy to PM me.
how are you a zombie that's 241 years old? You don't look a day over 200
you flatter me!
Why haven't you decomposed yet?
Do you believe every zombie movie you see? Wow.
Were you in the walking dead?
I did make a guest appearance, but then when they found out I was a real zombie, they tried killing me for reals. Pricks.
Wanna exchange n***s?
I'm in the best relationship of my life, I'm sorry. My body is off the menu