I love funny one liners
~Help Wanted - Psychic - you know where to apply.
~The 50-50-90 Rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
~If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I'm a 24 year old dude.
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