Fatal Striker

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Registered: 10/24/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Albion

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Hello and welcome to my profile! Just because you bothered to look here, I'll go ahead and tell you a bit about myself.

I am a good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, and an especially gifted napper. Not to brag, but I'm also a paper-cut survivor.

Here's my bio:

Fatal Striker reporting for duty! And if you're reading this, then I've probably bored you with my completely unamazing life story a trillion times before, but just in case you're new to Striker Land, I guess I'll cover a few pointers. Let's see here, I first graced the face of the Earth when my birth pod crash-landed in Kansas after being blasted into space by my parents to spare me from the destruction of Krypton. After my Kansas fiasco, I moved on to Japan, where I trained to become an expert ninja with the Zen Buddhist monks of Hokkaido. I completed this training just in time, for once I was awarded with the famed triple-dragon black belt (an honor only achieved by two other living individuals, Chuck Norris and Jet Li), Earth had been invaded by extraterrestrial forces led by my evil twin brother from another dimension! Needless to say, we had an epic battle, and I, being the orange-skinned, sexy Kryptonian man that I am, triumphed. I was elected President of Earth by the human race a few weeks later, and here I am with you today. Live long and prosper!

Alright, in case that wasn't already enough information about me, here 'ya have more:

>19 years old
>Studying Mechanical Engineering
>I'm Romanian
>I speak Romanian, Spanish, English, and basic Japanese (I actually took classes so don't assume it is because of anime)
>Hobbies include drawing, surfing, reading, and sleeping:cry:
>Brown hair
>Not Single/Taken

Now, let me tell you a little story about someone. So there's this amazing aDORKable American right? She's a total beauty who I won't stop texting so I guess I'll just call myself her boyfriend or somethin'.
 

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