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IDIOTS!

Basatai on 06/29/2015

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xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 2:20 am
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Put it on yer dickens and tell me how that works out. It's for hot wings not hot dingalings.
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 2:11 am
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Or not at all. Trust me you don't want any type of hot food near any of yer bits. Capsaicin coochie? Noooooooo. Spread a lil hot sauce on your d**k? Have you learned nothing of the icy hot prank videos? Like there is legit a chance you would try to tear your d**k off to make the pain stop that's how not good it would be.
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 2:06 am
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Stick the hot one up yer butt and get back to me on how good of an idea that would be. They'd have to write on the condom wrapper "Capsaicin? In MY body cavities?" People would probably still use it like morons.
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 1:56 am
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Look, there are certain restaurants that should not make condoms. Taco Bell is one of them. Any Thai restaurant ever is another. You wanna know what places SHOULD make condoms? Orange Julius. TBCY. Baskin Robbins 31. Coldstone Creamery. IHOP. Cinnabon (even though ******** that place in it's cinnahole). Jamba Juice. Though if Jamba Juice tries to make kale flavored condoms they're out. Straight to jail you sick ******** even the hardcore vegans made a face at that one. Other places that should make condoms? Alcohol companies. But they gotta make it so there is a percentage of alcohol in the condom. People need to be legit getting drunk off dat d**k. I know they make Jim Beam whiskey flavored condoms, that apparently taste exactly like Jim Beam. But they ain't alcoholic so boo. Honestly you wanna go with sweet and fruity s**t. People don't want to have something savory and salty on something that is inherently savory and salty. I don't wanna be choking down teriyaki glaze d**k. That's too much teriyaki. Honey d**k? Cool. Sriracha d**k? ******** your mom. Ya dig? And until science can c** up with a way to flavor d**k bits like delicious and spunk like candy, all we got to look forward to is flavored condoms. Sad world man. Sad world. And for ******** sake stop making grape flavored condoms that taste like cough syrup. I mean yeah, it's the better tasting cough syrup, but it's still cough syrup. Same with Cherry. I have had cherry flavored condoms that taste like the cheap store brand with too much menthol. Ain't nobody want mentholated cherry cough syrup flavor on a d**k. s**t ain't right.
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 1:28 am
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*whispers* Taco flavored condoms...Taco Bell please don't make condoms. gonk
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 1:23 am
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Ew. Condom tacos. :ugh:
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 1:19 am
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rolleyes
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 1:04 am
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Oh god, but imagine a water park, but they grease the inside of the tube slides with this. LUBE TUBE. They'd have to move the pool farther back if they didn't want people straight up dying coming outta the tube tho.

You need to think more chaotically. You'd be too greased up to hold on to each other, let alone do anything fun. Think creatively! THINK PAIN AND SUFFERING. Are cars subject to the physics of lube? Let's find out. twisted
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 12:58 am
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I'll try to remember that. Did you know this was a thing? IMAGINE THE WATER SLIDE! But lube instead of water. Holy s**t people could break the sound barrier. That is $1700 of fun and none of it in the way you'd think. twisted GREASE THE BIKE LANES.
xXFurygeistXx Report | 06/24/2015 12:50 am
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I'm saying you shouldn't trust anyone with teeth. Accidents happen. Often when itchy noses and throats are involved. 3nodding Tis the risk you take for your wing wang to get swallowed.
 

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