Random Quotes
most of these I probably don't know who's they are... but i like them and wanted them here. Anyhow, If you know a quote I might like, tell me it!! I'll put it here... probably putting your user name in here somehow too...
oh, and some of these are from facebook Flairs... yea, i know.
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades" -Demitri Martin
"When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a ,'You had to be there' thing, but more like a, 'You have to be mentally retarded like us' thing."- Unknown
"When I said that Mercy stood Within the borders of the wood, I meant the lenient beast with claws and bloody swift-dispatching jaws." -Unknown (given by sasha_anne)
"Yes, you have the right to your opinion. And I have the right to think you're stupid." -Unknown
"Me and you is friends.
You smile, I smile.
You hurt, I hurt.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a bridge,
I'm gonna miss your E-mails." -Unknown (Given by sasha-anne)
"Duct tape is like the force.
It has a light side, a dark side,
And it holds the whole universe together." -Unknown
"A life?
SWEET!
Where do you Download those?" -Unknown
"the greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf." -Unknown
"Oops!
Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
Get over it." -Unknown
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die." -Unknown
"everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else." -Unknown (Given by sasha_anne)
"People are like Slinkies, basically useless.
And yet, it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs." -Unknown
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." -Unknown
"Do not set yourself on fire! It kinda hurts!" -Unknown
"Life is all about a**.
You're either covering it,
Laughing it off,
Kicking it,
Kissing it,
Busting it,
Trying to get a piece of it,
Behaving like one,
Or you live with one." -Unknown(sorta... i know it's from a comic, just forgot the author.) (Given by sasha_anne)
"If Vodka was water
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
But waters not Vodka and I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle and shut the f**k up." -Unknown (given by sasha_anne)
"Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, It only takes four muscles to extend your arm to extend your arm and b***h-slap that ******** upside the head." -Unknown (given by sasha_anne)
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said i was going to blame you." -Unknown (given by sasha_anne)
"He said: 'I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.'
She said: 'You wear pants, don't you?'" -Unknown (given by sasha_anne)
"Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!" -Unknown (given by sasha_anne)
"Play with fire no matter what mommy says. It's fun" -Unknown (Given by sasha_anne)
"I miss you cupcake" -GIR from Invader ZIM
"Okay, remember the rules: heads I win, tails you lose" - Rachel from 'Friends'
"Maybe this world is another planets hell...?" - unknown
"I'm not old, you're just young"
"But I'm not young, you're old!"
"Respect your elders!"
"...You just admitted you were old..."
-Me and an Older Friend
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I just put the contest on Gaia because nEO suggested it because I'd probably get more people to participate.
Since no one on Gaia ever does anything in exchange for art, I had to add the Gaia Gold. -__-;
Haha, I have barely any gold, so there's nothing but a couple (like less than 10) "valuable" items that hackers would be interested in. 'xD
Haha, okay then. 'xD Nothing weird happened, so I would never have even noticed. 'x3