about"hi im felix and im a super gay vampire"
name: felix nicholas volkov
nicknames: morty, evil morty, mortimer, mort, fifi, vole, nicky
preference: feminine guys
relationship status: single but currently interested in someone
likes: bats, vampires, rick & morty, cartoons, plants, bugs, painting, writing, reading, sleeping, cats, hoodies, crossdressing, homestuck, tf2, red, cold nights, gore
dislikes: spiders, sunlight, periods, being tired, having to go to sleep, literally everything else, spiders, disease, death, seeing moving tendons and muscles, SPIDERS, people, humanity
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