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"hi im felix and im a super gay vampire"

name: felix nicholas volkov
nicknames: morty, evil morty, mortimer, mort, fifi, vole, nicky
age: 14
birthday: 3/2/2000
race: caucasian
nationality: american

gender: agender
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: pansexual
preference: feminine guys
relationship status: single but currently interested in someone
likes: bats, vampires, rick & morty, cartoons, plants, bugs, painting, writing, reading, sleeping, cats, hoodies, crossdressing, homestuck, tf2, red, cold nights, gore
dislikes: spiders, sunlight, periods, being tired, having to go to sleep, literally everything else, spiders, disease, death, seeing moving tendons and muscles, SPIDERS, people, humanity

if i were to be described using a video:


one mans piss is another mans s**t



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