Stories and thoughts of a masked superhero.
This is my house but I can't go there
anymore because I can't pay the rent.
Being a superhero is not easy because you don't get any
money for it. I can't pay the rent for my house so this is
where I sleep at night mostly. But that's alright. I've gotten
used to it and the food I find in the trash mostly isn't
that bad either...mostly.
I'm also an awesome filmmaker. Don't believe it? Watch my videos
and get blown away by my unlimited talent and creativity.
My awesome crowbar. -->
Best tool and weapon.
This is not just a hat. It's a
part of me. From time to time it
may barf all over me for no
reason but with the barfing it can
also be a great ally sometimes.
I've saved her life once and
since then she pretty much does
everything for me. She's very loyal
and sweet except she doesn't speak.
I don't even know her name. Kind of
weird but also kind of hot.
Chicks dig superheroes!
My favourite food is Hotdogs. Whenever I find
an unfinished Hotdog in the trash it's like
Thanksgiving and Christmas at the same time to me.
Thank you very much, dear Gaian citizen!
Fanart by Oh Snap Its Paige
Yes. The mighty FailCraft used
to look like this but these are hard times
and I had to sell all the extras. No colors,
no cannons and no mass driver. I was able
though to keep the yellow glas to maintain at
least still a little of the Failpool theme