Call me Ash, AJ, Faggts, or whatever nickname comes to mind.
I adore skeletons, mr.krabs, giraffes, and smash.
I'm not a very good conversationalist if you bore me.
My child is the cutest, yours is ugly compared to it.
If you have a nice voice you're my interest.
Don't try to suck my d**k or kiss my a**.
Clean up after yourself.