Exxos

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Registered: 11/17/2007

Gender: Male

Location: Henderson, Nevada, USA

Birthday: 05/02/1980

Occupation: Lesser Gawd of Awesome and Part-time Hair Slaver in Azerbaijian

Societies Awesome enough to have me as a member of their fold:

Friends, family, and others who can withstand the tumultuous torrents of my awesomeness without long-term mental damage or other breaches of cranial integrity:

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Behold my merry mercantile mores as a merchant in the myriad multitudes of the marketplace:

Exxos' Euphoric Emporium of Effective, Elegant, and Eclectic Everyday Effects.

Please leave your sanity in the marked bin, to your left, before entering.

Most prices are based on 95% of the average price at the time of listing with a reserve of half that price. Do not send me angry private messages about my prices not being "fair" when they are (at least at the time of posting) based on a modest discount below market average.

 

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AliceLoathesWonderland Report | 06/11/2015 2:08 am
AliceLoathesWonderland
We have cheaper medical costs but it still costs money.
I had to pick up 7 prescriptions yesterday. That was my entire spare money. I didnt have enough to make an apopointment to see the doctor for a shoulder injury i have. On top of that i am paying off $4000 worth of dentist bills.
I wouldn't even be able to afford the treatment for my shoulder even if the doctors let me see them and pay next week.
Sindeira Report | 05/18/2015 7:08 pm
Sindeira
If there's a magical place in the U.S. with healthcare that's entirely free of charge ( as long as you're a pleasant person ), I suggest that you smile at all of your new neighbors, bake some cookies and laugh merrily at every joke, even if you don't feel it in your heart.
Sindeira Report | 05/17/2015 6:35 pm
Sindeira
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Sindeira Report | 05/17/2015 6:34 pm
Sindeira
Last year, a delightfully delusional woman was trying her very best to convince me that healthcare in Ohio is entirely free. Apparently, healthcare is paid for with kind smiles, good hearts, and the mutual appreciation of a job well done. So yeah.. that happened. It can get awfully chilly up there, but she did say...

And X has his underwater lair guarded by those formidable mecha fish and this guy even taught li'l undead bunnies how to operate their on mechs, as well. Talk about dedication, am I right? What are you considering, to keep your secretive ops truly secret? ..disposable staffing perhaps? ..interns?
Sindeira Report | 05/06/2015 6:04 pm
Sindeira
Acquiring a respectably fearsome, intimidating, yet semi- approachable visage does cost a pretty coin, but it's entirely worth it. And when did the villains of the world join together to form this network of insurance providers? If those foolish, thumb- twiddling twits had any idea of how organized these evil forces are, they would tuck their tails between their legs and run off, as the silly children in spandex that they truly are.

Do tell~ have you gathered adequate funds to attain this dream lair of torturous fright and despair, or are you still in the planning stage?
Sindeira Report | 05/05/2015 6:30 pm
Sindeira
You could hire an underling or a henchman for all of your chores and dirty work. But do those services ever come with a coupon, a discount card or even an offer for a trial run of their services? ..nope, of course not.

The world we're living in, I'm tellin' ya. d:
Sindeira Report | 05/04/2015 7:25 pm
Sindeira
Avoid living in an area that doesn't have grocery stores, restaurants, and running water. Also, if you don't have a mode of transportation, having everything within walking distance is not only nice but a crucial necessity.
Sindeira Report | 05/04/2015 6:56 pm
Sindeira
Silly ~ anywhere and everywhere is chillier than the desert. And the U.S. is actually quite large. Every state is different from its animals to its foliage and even the weather differs from one place to another.
Sindeira Report | 05/03/2015 6:51 pm
Sindeira
The story on YouTube is terribly engaging. I encourage everyone, who's into gaming, to watch it and choose their side. And then, of course, I love to know why they chose to go down a certain path because both sides have a legitimate standpoint. But.. as with all things, there are secrets being kept that are merely being hinted at, even after all of this time. Who knows what may happen next?

And I really must thank you for those positive birthday vibes. I bought nine raffle tickets to support medical research for MS and won an Ingress charm bracelet, a portable battery charger and two posh tickets, to watch the new Avengers flick in style. Reclining, leather seats, a glass of wine and a story with superheroes ~ yes, please. If only you were here, so I could have invited you.
Sindeira Report | 05/02/2015 10:41 pm
Sindeira
Did you know that your birthday falls on an Ingress FS? Just think, on this special day, people all around the world have gotten together to strategize, game, and captivate the minds of newcomers, regardless of whatever side they've chosen. Gamers united -- how wonderful is that? You do play, don't you?

If not, pop onto YouTube and search for Ingress. The storyline is incredible, which is hardly surprising. It's a creation of a branch of Google that's known as Niantic. Choose your side wisely because, once you do, there is no turning back. Good luck, agent, and three cheers to you. ^-^
 

A CRUDE PASSAGE TO DEFINE THE AWESOME:

I am everywhere, anywhere, and nowhere. The Alpha and the Potato. I am the one who dwells in the rectum of time and laughs back at you in the darkness for forgetting how to set the timers on small electronics. I am like five batmans, or shall I say batmanæ? I am that mixed with Chuck Norris and a narwhal; a fact you find strangely stimulating to senses you did not know you had! For I am Lord Exxos of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes! Bringer of darkness when it is already dark out! And facilitator of squirrel dancing!

Also, squirrels should not be kept in the pants, for while they provide masterful stimulation, they have teeth with which to bite and claws with which to scratch. Jubjub birds are also out, but you can't wine and dine them into your pants, of course, in the first place, but rather have to pay them directly in unmarked bills. The jubjub bird is the common prostitute of the fictional, avian kingdom!

I have American milk, which is mostly mutant cow semen, hormones, and waste water from faulty nuclear plants mixed with the tears of terrorists and orphans, then just enough Elmer's glue added to make it white again. Also our milk does not come in bags like in Canada or elsewhere, so it does not stay fresh as long. Then again, it also does not burst and leak out all over the fridge because someone smacked a wire rack into it. Americans have no milk discipline! D: We need our milk in armored, plastic battle-jugs! D:

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