“It's better to regret
something you have done
than to regret something
you haven't done.”
- Billie Joe Armstrong

"I'd just like to point out
that you were given
every opportunity to succeed.
There was even going to be a party for you.
A big party that all your friends were invited to.
I invited your best friend the Companion Cube.
Of course, he couldn't come
because you murdered him.
All your other friends
couldn't come either,
because you don't have any other friends.
Because of how unlikeable you are.
It says so here in your personnel file:
Unlikeable.
Liked by no one.
A bitter, unlikeable loner
whose passing shall not be mourned.
'Shall not be mourned.'
That's exactly what it says.
Very formal, very official.
It also says you were adopted.
So that's funny, too."

Billie Joe decided that
tonight he was going to start tweeting
the opposite of whatever Lady Gaga tweets.
Her latest tweet said:
"Spent the last days scribbling
in strange calligraphy,
"thank you,"
over over again on the walls.
Wish I could hug all my fans at once. I♥U."

Billie Joe followed that with:
"Spent the last seconds
finger painting **** you to my fans.
I wish I could fart on all of you.
You suck"

Love is always patient and kind.
It is never jealous.
Love is never boastful or concieted.
It is never rude or selfish.
It does not take offence and is not resentful.
Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins,
but delights in the truth.
It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope,
and to endure whatever comes.