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Cause...I'm evil enough to eat your cupcakes!

 
 
 
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Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: Never seen you cry. True friends: Cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: Know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock the s**t outta them Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did