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So here I was on the couch watchin' Family Guy when my mom walks in the front door; drunk.She comes in the door with an armload of groceries, some of the contents include three bunches of bananas. She asks me to go down and grab the bags ONTOP of the white board in the trunk. So i go down and find that the bags are askew from her crazy drunk driving. Im just like "wow". So i just grab every bag in the trunk and the white board(mom, i hope you are not reading this!!!)I walk in the door and my mom sees my arms full."I told you to bring the stuff ONTOP of the white board only!!" Mom yells
" Mom, nothing was ON the board, everything was everywhere in your trunk!", I reply
Mom goes," everything stays there, the trunk doesnt move!!"
"Uhh, the trunk moves when your car moves, and everything in the car shifts when you turn it" I explain
She's like," The freakin' car doesnt move!" From my dad's room, I hear my dad mutter 'idiot'. As my mom stupidly explains that the car doesnt move, I struggle to keep a straight face and tell her otherwise. So now that you know my mom gets drunk, I have a little sister(age 2) who is the brat of the house, average grades, awsome friends and a problem with people who can't get things straight. (Safira, Wilicia and Jake, i miss u!!!! And all my other friends!!!)






Total Value: 335,008 Gold
Item List:
Celestial Wrap
Summoning Tome
Demonic Pendant
Flame Sword
Elemental Hair
Elegant Red Satin Coat
Elegant Black Knee-Length Trousers
Barq VOX Sneakers
Shadow Spirit
Black Tribal Torso Tattoo

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0n0es

Report | 03/17/2009 6:12 pm

0n0es

Happy Birthday!
0n0es

Report | 11/27/2008 9:37 am

0n0es

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Austierra

Report | 10/26/2008 4:34 pm

Austierra

PCCCHOOOWW!!1!
Austierra

Report | 10/04/2008 5:49 pm

Austierra

LIKE THE SPACE ALIEN FROM MARS?!

I LOVED HIM.
Vampire_flames

Report | 09/26/2008 5:37 am

Vampire_flames

lol
Austierra

Report | 09/23/2008 3:04 pm

Austierra

NOPE. If it was a toothpick, I wouldn't have risked my health over it like I did for the IPOD!!!!!!11111111!! But the day after I won officially, my teacher told me that it might not even be the new, colorful iPod nanos. Which kind of sucks a**... if I don't get it,

then you will experience a s**t fit of epic proportions.

D:

A gink? COOL. NEW HIGHSCHOOL TERM I LEARN-ED TODAAI. Honestly, I thought you were either saying geek or c***k for a while.. C: lololol.

TELL ME YO BOYFRIEND ********.

Please?
Vampire_flames

Report | 09/22/2008 4:00 pm

Vampire_flames

lol, it's pretty good



I got a part in a small-group musical.



and the auditions were just singing.



and I thought I sucked at singing.
Vampire_flames

Report | 09/21/2008 10:38 am

Vampire_flames

Idk if she did or not. hey, I heard you go to the same school as smity, cool.
Austierra

Report | 09/18/2008 4:57 pm

Austierra

WHO THE ******** IS IT.

EDWARD

TELL ME

NOAW!!11111111111111111111!!



p.s. sorry for not being able to go on gaia, I was playing this online math game so I could win a prize.

AND I WON BIATCCHHHHH!!! User Image
Vampire_flames

Report | 09/15/2008 5:47 am

Vampire_flames

hey, I miss you!

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