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- 08/27/2006
- Location
- Definitely not in your pants
- Occupation
- Your mom
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- 07/17/1990
Interests
- Favorite TV Shows
- Whataver's good.
- Favorite Reads
- Books are for bonfires.
- Favorite Music/Bands
- Rock. Almost all kinds not the J-rock s**t you're talking about.
- Hobbies/Interests
- Skating People Blonde Girls Artistic stuff Games Music Internet Silly things Emos Long Hair
Wish List
About
WARNING
Before you go ahead keep in mind this:
THIS USER'S PROFILE IS LOOOOOONG
A SENSE OF HUMOR IS REQURIED
THIS PAGE CONTAINS HYPOCRISY. SORT OF.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
YOU'RE A f**
AND YOU HAVE SEX WITH DOGS.
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-EYE OR MUSCLE TWITCHING
-INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENTS (COMMONLY MASTURBATION)
-LOSS OF AWARENESS
-DISORIENTATION
-HERPES
-FEELING THE URGE OF DONATING YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE POSSESSION TO THIS PAGE'S OWNER
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Relaxed
This is my profile, is made of Good and Win ;D
READ THESE FAWKING RULES BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID YOU MIGHT REGRET D<
1.- No random requests, talk first, I am a nice guy
2.- Dont b***h on me for declining your random request
3.- No, I dont want to be your bf
4.- Dont ask me to cyber, if you dont have a life and cant get laid in real life, I really dont think it concerns me
5.- NO chain letters, this isn't Myspace
GOOD! You got the point : D
Now read the next part, k?
A little bit about who Erik is:
My name's Erik
I am...
A vampire Hunter, werewolf killer, fursecutor (redundant), emo beater, your favorite douche bag, exactly the opposite equivalent of the label you live by, sucker.
Genious by birth, slacker by choice
I am straight, no matter how much you deny it, I am l:<
But I allow you to have Yaoi fantasies with me, just don't post them on the net |8
Im currently 20 years old. I'm starting to feel so OLD even though I haven't reached the drinking age.
D:
I am an atheist, and if you don't like me beacuse of it it's beacuse you are an intolerant a**-licking, AIDS-infested, p***y-munching, chubby-chasing douchebox (YES. DOUCHEBOX), it's beacuse people like YOU why I am atheist, you give religion a bad, BAD name.
Before saying "Hah, atheism is RIDICULOUS" stop and think a little bit about how much more ridiculous your beliefs could be. Lol, holy zombies and books falling from the sky.
I am sMexican ;D
BITCHOLA
E-dating is for losers, now walk away c:
I dont watch anime
In fact, anime has gotten so sicky lately, not to mention fans are rad in a BAD way, even more those annoying girls who LOVE yaoi and will call you things and swear at you if you just don't agree with them, or those narutards that will try and take you down beacuse you don't like their ******** gay anime, but that's redundant, beacuse gay and anime are pretty much the same thing now...
Seriously, ******** You, ******** you and your sick dreams of shiny, pretty boys with cat ears kissing and your horrible, sickeing fetishes of squid tentacles ******** green/blue/purple haired, huge headed girls with extremely unproportional bodies... NOT THAT ALL PEOPLE WHO WATCH ANIME SHARE THESE KIND OF INTERESTS, but still ******** you <3
I like to draw doodles at school. THIS IS WHY I FAIL
The answer is no.
And again, I live in Mexico... BUT WITH THAT DONT THINK I SAY THINGS LIKE "calienteeee! ANDALE, ANDALE! ;D" OR "oye amigo", OR THAT I LIVE IN A ******** DESERT NEXT TO A ******** CACTUS... oh well, I may have a cactus at home, but its small and.. OH WATHEVAH! >:U
Heres a pic of it ;D
Dead Sexy
...well, I needed an excuse to show it off l:
Ehem...
Erik is a pretty average guy, rlly.
Erik thinks that... speaking in 3rd person is retarded, so, he'll stop here :l
I play the drums. CHYEAH. We should definitely play together sometime. Except if you play Pop. HHHNNNNGGG.
I dont know many things I am supossed to know, but I'd say it is more like "I dont know things people expect me to know because everyone else knows it"
I can be dumb when using my hands
I am nice to all people, even though I hate how people act these days, all these new retarded trends being treated as lifestyles, but then again, that's not a good reason to belittle them or being cocky with them.
I hate being pushed around to do something I really dont want to do. SHUT UP, MOM >:C
I do on you how I'd like you to do on me. No protection.
;D
My brother is a geek, and my mom keeps on comparing me to him, and that really doesn't help me a lot. That's why I'll become... A ROCKSTAR. That's why I only play Rock Band on EXPERT, and I always get 98-99%.
I've never read a whole book in my life, I mean, not one with over 17 pages
I am the guy who hates everything and everybody, but I don't whine about it, it does nothing and I can't change reality. I rather be bitter than a reject.
And...
Oh? What's this? You ask me who I am?
Well, THIS BE ME
No make up, no magic creams. Raw beauty. Like a ******** horse galloping hard on the plains. Chasing the red skins back to their holes, fighting them at their... OH SORRY. I got myself carried away, I really like that song :3
Now, now
This is me before cutting my hair.
>:U
OH LOOK, CLICKABLE LINKS TO ERIK'S PHOTOS, CLICK THEM, CLICK THEM ALL D8
This lad here is Erik, you know, the guys who\'s profile you\'re invading
And this one.
And this one!
WHAT CHOO LOOKIN\' AT?
zomfg his lyk 2 kvlt
I\'m fat and I want to kill myself ;_;
YO DAWG, WAZZUP IN DA HOOD DAWG, YO
I\'m so sad, I miss my hair so much, gimme your monies.
Okay, okay, too many pictures, you can stop now.
I said enough, seriously!
AW, WHAT THE
[********]
I bet you weren't expecting that. Did you get a boner/wet?
Call Erik fo' good time, Na-Na-Na-Fo-Fa-Na-Fo-Fa-Na-Fo-Fa-Fa-Na.
Im the kind of person who looks better in real life, stfu Im still hawter that ur mom c:
Now, I'll continue this pain putting down on a list what I like and what I just can't stand...
I hate lots of things in life, I am never happy with almost anything, we are just too screwed up, but among what I hate you can find things like the following:
Now read the next part, k?
A little bit about who Erik is:
My name's Erik
I am...
A vampire Hunter, werewolf killer, fursecutor (redundant), emo beater, your favorite douche bag, exactly the opposite equivalent of the label you live by, sucker.
Genious by birth, slacker by choice
I am straight, no matter how much you deny it, I am l:<
But I allow you to have Yaoi fantasies with me, just don't post them on the net |8
Im currently 20 years old. I'm starting to feel so OLD even though I haven't reached the drinking age.
D:
I am an atheist, and if you don't like me beacuse of it it's beacuse you are an intolerant a**-licking, AIDS-infested, p***y-munching, chubby-chasing douchebox (YES. DOUCHEBOX), it's beacuse people like YOU why I am atheist, you give religion a bad, BAD name.
Before saying "Hah, atheism is RIDICULOUS" stop and think a little bit about how much more ridiculous your beliefs could be. Lol, holy zombies and books falling from the sky.
I am sMexican ;D
BITCHOLA
E-dating is for losers, now walk away c:
I dont watch anime
In fact, anime has gotten so sicky lately, not to mention fans are rad in a BAD way, even more those annoying girls who LOVE yaoi and will call you things and swear at you if you just don't agree with them, or those narutards that will try and take you down beacuse you don't like their ******** gay anime, but that's redundant, beacuse gay and anime are pretty much the same thing now...
Seriously, ******** You, ******** you and your sick dreams of shiny, pretty boys with cat ears kissing and your horrible, sickeing fetishes of squid tentacles ******** green/blue/purple haired, huge headed girls with extremely unproportional bodies... NOT THAT ALL PEOPLE WHO WATCH ANIME SHARE THESE KIND OF INTERESTS, but still ******** you <3
I like to draw doodles at school. THIS IS WHY I FAIL
The answer is no.
And again, I live in Mexico... BUT WITH THAT DONT THINK I SAY THINGS LIKE "calienteeee! ANDALE, ANDALE! ;D" OR "oye amigo", OR THAT I LIVE IN A ******** DESERT NEXT TO A ******** CACTUS... oh well, I may have a cactus at home, but its small and.. OH WATHEVAH! >:U
Heres a pic of it ;D
Dead Sexy
...well, I needed an excuse to show it off l:
Ehem...
Erik is a pretty average guy, rlly.
Erik thinks that... speaking in 3rd person is retarded, so, he'll stop here :l
I play the drums. CHYEAH. We should definitely play together sometime. Except if you play Pop. HHHNNNNGGG.
I dont know many things I am supossed to know, but I'd say it is more like "I dont know things people expect me to know because everyone else knows it"
I can be dumb when using my hands
I am nice to all people, even though I hate how people act these days, all these new retarded trends being treated as lifestyles, but then again, that's not a good reason to belittle them or being cocky with them.
I hate being pushed around to do something I really dont want to do. SHUT UP, MOM >:C
I do on you how I'd like you to do on me. No protection.
;D
My brother is a geek, and my mom keeps on comparing me to him, and that really doesn't help me a lot. That's why I'll become... A ROCKSTAR. That's why I only play Rock Band on EXPERT, and I always get 98-99%.
I've never read a whole book in my life, I mean, not one with over 17 pages
I am the guy who hates everything and everybody, but I don't whine about it, it does nothing and I can't change reality. I rather be bitter than a reject.
And...
Oh? What's this? You ask me who I am?
Well, THIS BE ME
No make up, no magic creams. Raw beauty. Like a ******** horse galloping hard on the plains. Chasing the red skins back to their holes, fighting them at their... OH SORRY. I got myself carried away, I really like that song :3
Now, now
This is me before cutting my hair.
>:U
OH LOOK, CLICKABLE LINKS TO ERIK'S PHOTOS, CLICK THEM, CLICK THEM ALL D8
This lad here is Erik, you know, the guys who\'s profile you\'re invading
And this one.
And this one!
WHAT CHOO LOOKIN\' AT?
zomfg his lyk 2 kvlt
I\'m fat and I want to kill myself ;_;
YO DAWG, WAZZUP IN DA HOOD DAWG, YO
I\'m so sad, I miss my hair so much, gimme your monies.
Okay, okay, too many pictures, you can stop now.
I said enough, seriously!
AW, WHAT THE
[********]
I bet you weren't expecting that. Did you get a boner/wet?
Call Erik fo' good time, Na-Na-Na-Fo-Fa-Na-Fo-Fa-Na-Fo-Fa-Fa-Na.
Im the kind of person who looks better in real life, stfu Im still hawter that ur mom c:
Now, I'll continue this pain putting down on a list what I like and what I just can't stand...
I hate lots of things in life, I am never happy with almost anything, we are just too screwed up, but among what I hate you can find things like the following:
-The color Pink D:
-Guys who wear pink shirts
-Girls rapping the japanese language
-Pretty much, girls rapping something
-STFU
-People who live by their label
-Twilight
-Twilight Fans
-Death Note
-Naruto
-Pop music
-Pop being passed as rock (a.k.a. Disnkey Channel [HHNNNNGGG<ow, my vein popped!>])
-Homework, but I always fool around and avoid it
-Cybering
-Racism when is like, srs and 4 real.
-Homophobia. "But Erik! You like saying the word f** a lot O:" Yes, I do. Keep on reading a little bit more and you'll find out why I say it
-Preppies. God, Do I hate their polo shirts and popped collars with a passion
-School
-Twilight
-Tokio Hotel
-Yaoi and it's fans
-Twilight
-Boys that look like girls
-Drag queens
-Most emos
-Twilight
-Twilight
-Religion (ZOMG HARDCORE ATHEIST)
-Reaggeton... you dance one, you dance them all
-Not knowing what to say
-Adult babies. "What?" you ask. I say LOOK IT UP AND PUKE YOUR INTESTINES OUT, BABY. THAT TURNS ME ON. Not
-Furries who belive they are not human, I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION
AND I HATE PRIVATE PROFILES, THEY MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL >:U
:B
This list might will become longer later... but hey, the fact that I hate what you are doesn't mean I'll belittle you like a little butthole, too bad not many people think this way
But I like some stuff too, FOR REALZ O:
-ROCK. That is real music, what are you listening to right now? Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, HSM? Lol kiddo :'D
-Emo looking girls, They are cute when they are not fat
-Watching TV
-Running toward walls
-Parkour O:
-Art
-Random PM's, but dont beg for a donation |:<
-Playing the air guitar, I one day will be great...
-Emo Hair is smexy
-Chocolate
-Swords, yes, swords, I've always wanted one, leave me alone :c
-Pretending I am a ninja
-Skateboarding
-Working out
Moving on to another sutff...
I'll give you my Top 5 noobs list C:
1.- George Bush
He's still the president of the USA, Obama is nothing but a rag doll of his. Know what I mean?
2.- Naruto
Happy noob (those are the most dangerous) who likes to transform into a girl, we do think he is transexual.
But above all that, what kind of ninja wears Orange?
Oh yeah, I forgot that orange is the Best. Camo. EVER.
3.- Sasuke
Emo noob who is the idol of every anime fangirl (even though the most of them are boys).
Most seen in yaoi fantasies with Severus Snape, Sora, Inuyasha and Naruto, of course
4.- Bella, from Twiligh
Underage, extremely annoying 16 year-old girl. She likes Edward, some sparkly vampire who in reality is just a f*****t. They fall in love at first sight. Anyone ordered *****...? Anybody? Thought so.
5.- Whoever who flames me for what I said |:
Notice how they're all characters from the Naruto show. Yes, Bella is included.
George Bush is in reality Orochimaru.
NOW, I'll kick some of you in the nuts with the next part, don't read it if you are easily offended... but you don't care, do you?
Gooooood, let's move on...
WHAT ERIK THINKS ABOUT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
Here, I'll write what I think about some people, facts, movies, books, whatever comes to my mind, so STFU or GTFO
Things are like this:
Nice Erik, the f** with the wings, mentions people's good qualities and that moralfaggotry we don't want to hear, while Mean Erik, the other f** in red, says what I don't like about said people, usually stereotypes, but yeah.
Easy to figure out, even for a mentally handicapped moron, no?
But anyway, most of the time I keep what they think for myslef beacuse many many people lack a sence of humor these days.
Let's start wiiiithaaaa... OH, YEAH.
Here, I'll write what I think about some people, facts, movies, books, whatever comes to my mind, so STFU or GTFO
Things are like this:
Nice Erik, the f** with the wings, mentions people's good qualities and that moralfaggotry we don't want to hear, while Mean Erik, the other f** in red, says what I don't like about said people, usually stereotypes, but yeah.
Easy to figure out, even for a mentally handicapped moron, no?
But anyway, most of the time I keep what they think for myslef beacuse many many people lack a sence of humor these days.
Let's start wiiiithaaaa... OH, YEAH.
Emos
What Nice Erik thinks about...
It makes me sad how some people just can't get over their problems and let them take control over their life.. even if they are not really big problems, poor souls... but since we don't know everyone, we can't judge them at all
What Erik thinks about...
Emo chicks are hoooooot : D..... when they are not fat |:
...What Mean Erik thinks about 
oh god... those sad kids go around school, towns and everywhere they are with their.... VAMIPIRIC MAKE UP! O:
like.. yeah, you are sad, you are not the only onw with issues!! >:C
like.. yeah, you are sad, you are not the only onw with issues!! >:C
Gangsters
What Nice Erik thinks about...
Whenever I see someone like them, I start to wonder "What is that feeling they are hiding?"
No one can be so mean to everyone they see in their way just beacuse they are wearing blue or red, or beacuse they are black or white
Whats up with that?
What Erik thinks about...
Geez... I cant talk to them without saying "Sorry, wot : D" or without being made fun of for being white.. and not a gangster... |:
heh... but some of them are cool though, when they are not like "YO WHITE KID! YOU BETTA GET OUTTA MAH STREET BEFORE I BEAT YO a**, YO!
heh... but some of them are cool though, when they are not like "YO WHITE KID! YOU BETTA GET OUTTA MAH STREET BEFORE I BEAT YO a**, YO!
...What Mean Erik thinks about
They own the city
THATS IT! D<
Acording to them of course :B
They think they are SOOOO cool, but NOOOO O:<
You are nothing but a not grown up group of kids with guns intimidating people around
Can I join you? : D
THATS IT! D<
Acording to them of course :B
They think they are SOOOO cool, but NOOOO O:<
You are nothing but a not grown up group of kids with guns intimidating people around
Can I join you? : D
Furries
What Nice Erik thinks about...
For me, furries are people who have discovered who they really are, in a weird and twisted way for the most of us.
I admire some of them beacuse they are not afraid of what the rest of the people think about them.
What Erik thinks about...
Well, they are.... weird
I mean, How come you are say a tiger or a wolf (or a combination of both) trapped in the body of a human? That's ******** up, seriously
But anyway, they are nice once you know them.. when they are not all "HAHA PUNNY HOOMAN HAHA" bunch of suckers with a weird fettish l:
And no, you can't change my mind about it, so don't even start whining about how evul hoomanz repress you
And no, I don't hate them, Im just being honest an as open minded as I can, what I do ******** hate about them is how they put the word "fur" in every word, ******** >:c
I mean, How come you are say a tiger or a wolf (or a combination of both) trapped in the body of a human? That's ******** up, seriously
But anyway, they are nice once you know them.. when they are not all "HAHA PUNNY HOOMAN HAHA" bunch of suckers with a weird fettish l:
And no, you can't change my mind about it, so don't even start whining about how evul hoomanz repress you
And no, I don't hate them, Im just being honest an as open minded as I can, what I do ******** hate about them is how they put the word "fur" in every word, ******** >:c
...What Mean Erik thinks about
FURSECUTION, FURSECUTION 8U
Twilight
What Nice Erik thinks about...Ignorance is bliss.
What Erik thinks about...
Vampires sparkling? *****? BASEBALL?! UNACCEPTABLE 
...What Mean Erik thinks about
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.
Scientology
What Nice Erik thinks about...
Religion is free, no one can possibly pay their way to heaven
What Erik thinks ******** |:
[size=24]...What Mean Erik thinks about
WHERE'S YOUR XENU NOW?
Noobs
[i]What Nice Erik thinks about...
Ignorance is bliss, thats all I can say
What Erik thinks about...
God, what are those 9 year olds around Gaia? >_>
They treat Gaia like... a Sex site
They are sicky and spread like cancer
They treat Gaia like... a Sex site
They are sicky and spread like cancer
...What Mean Erik thinks about
What Erik said |:
Justin Beiber
What Nice Erik thinks about...
Ah, that song is so sticky, isn't it? BABY, BABY, BABY OOOOOOHH
What Erik thinks about...
He makes girls' vaginas all itchy. That's why they love him. Which is creepy since he's just a kid.
...What Mean Erik thinks about
Uhm, Yeah... Erik said what I was going to say again <.<
Cyberers
What Nice Erik thinks about...
[******** this! I am not THAT good, K? >:C
Cyberers are kids who need to get lives and that will never get laid in real life! D:<[/color]
What Erik thinks about...
Get a fawking life, K? >:C
...What Mean Erik thinks about
uhmm... ._.
Weaboos
What Nice Erik thinks about...
-AHEM!- Well...
It's good to show and express what you like and how you like it.
These people is showing us all the love they have to this genere of cartoons and art...but maybe a little too much, I think this should go in "Hardcores"
What Erik thinks about...
Aaahh.. once they start talking about anime, you just cant stop them >_<
They are all like "OMG I LIEK THIS GUY FROM THIS ANIME SO KAWAII DESU NE ^______^ WTF YOU DONT LIKE ANIME YOU BAKA BE AFRAID OF MY FATTASS NO JUSTSU!!!11!"
I hate it how the rape the japanese language.
I usually dont talk to them to prevent wasting my time listening to things I dont know a ******** about <_<
......NO! I dont watch anime
Oh yeah, here is why your shiny, pretty anime boys are so kawaii, THEY ARE NOT REAL
They are all like "OMG I LIEK THIS GUY FROM THIS ANIME SO KAWAII DESU NE ^______^ WTF YOU DONT LIKE ANIME YOU BAKA BE AFRAID OF MY FATTASS NO JUSTSU!!!11!"
I hate it how the rape the japanese language.
I usually dont talk to them to prevent wasting my time listening to things I dont know a ******** about <_<
......NO! I dont watch anime
Oh yeah, here is why your shiny, pretty anime boys are so kawaii, THEY ARE NOT REAL
...What Mean Erik thinks about
What do you need me here for? |:
Erik is saying what I have to say.... oh, I need a better job
DX
Erik is saying what I have to say.... oh, I need a better job
DX
Otherkind
What Nice Erik thinks about...
Oh, look, what a pretty bird
*follows bird*
What Erik thinks about...
Oh, ********
These are far worse than some furries
SERIOUSLY, GET FAWKING REAL
Or grow up, sheez...
...What Mean Erik thinks about
ENOUGH, I QUIT D:
Well, now you know what Mean Erik and Nice Erik think, BUT.. Erik has more personalities : D
And they are...
Heroic Erik
Shy Erik
Forgetful Erik
Easygoing Erik
AND
Sexy Erik
And they are...
Heroic Erik
Shy Erik
Forgetful Erik
Easygoing Erik
AND
Sexy Erik
Avi Art!
Beacuse every great user has fans
Here are some :B
By Hottaru <33
REMOVED, I'M SO SAD ;-;
By AA K I R A HH, much love <3
Yourneighbor :B
Honeybee... ilu c:
Will never forget it baby ;D
Pirate-Child, thaaaanks!
-----
So, uhm... I guess this is it. Really, what else can I talk about? Do you expect me to make jokes for you all day? Well, hell no >:l
Get a hobby or something, but go away. I want to masturbate-READ, READ MY BOOK.
...
Okay, okay, one last thing.
It rlly happened, for srs.
Ta-da?
K, scarm >:l
...What? Look, I'm not writing s**t anymore okay? I've got other stuff to do! I really wish I could just sit here all day typing funny s**t for you but I can't, heck I don't even know you, I bet you're a nice person and all but I won't write, I'm done with it.
You're still reading this?
If so, why are you still here?!? Oh, I see. You think that if you keep reading you will eventually come across something funny, EH?
Well.
Not ******** happenin'.
No, srsly, you're wasting your time! You gain nothing by reading my page D:
You might think you're doing me a favor by reading what I wrote here but I really never asked you to do it. Did I? >:c
You're not commiting a good deed, I tells ya, in fact, every time you spend a minute of your obviously bussy agenda on reading my page a baby DIES. That's right! You're a baby killer! You're a SICK and RECKLESS ********! Oh, god, OH GOOOOOD, I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU. HELLO? POLICE? OH, THANK HANNAH MONTANA, IT'S AN EMERGENCY! A SERIOUSLY HOT GUY BROKE INTO MY BATHROOM. Wait-wait, nevermind, it's just my own reflection.
And to be honest, I actually hate babies >:l
Keep killing them AAAAAALL you want, I dare ya, I DOUBLE DARE YA ********.
I don't know how you can sleep at night with that.
Really, I don't know what keeps you reading this so, I'll just sit here and ignore you.
Why's my butt so itchy anyway?
*scracth scratch scrath*
...
Oh God you're staring at me. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! What do you want from me?
Gold? Items? A sign, friend request? What? What-I'll try and, and... eh? a PS3.
A PS3? What are you...? Ah, right. Well, uhm... Xbox is better. It doesn't even have to be a 360. PS3 sucks a**. Xbawks owns it.
AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE I'LL ******** KILL YOUR FAMILY, DAMMIT. I AIN'T AFRAID OF GOING BACK TO JAIL.
WHERE YOU GOIN' HUH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING FUN READING MY PROFILE, COME BACK HERE YOU WUZZ, ARRRGH
Beacuse every great user has fans
Here are some :B
By Hottaru <33
REMOVED, I'M SO SAD ;-;
By AA K I R A HH, much love <3
Yourneighbor :B
Honeybee... ilu c:
Will never forget it baby ;D
Pirate-Child, thaaaanks!
-----
So, uhm... I guess this is it. Really, what else can I talk about? Do you expect me to make jokes for you all day? Well, hell no >:l
Get a hobby or something, but go away. I want to masturbate-READ, READ MY BOOK.
...
Okay, okay, one last thing.
It rlly happened, for srs.
Ta-da?
K, scarm >:l
...What? Look, I'm not writing s**t anymore okay? I've got other stuff to do! I really wish I could just sit here all day typing funny s**t for you but I can't, heck I don't even know you, I bet you're a nice person and all but I won't write, I'm done with it.
You're still reading this?
If so, why are you still here?!? Oh, I see. You think that if you keep reading you will eventually come across something funny, EH?
Well.
Not ******** happenin'.
No, srsly, you're wasting your time! You gain nothing by reading my page D:
You might think you're doing me a favor by reading what I wrote here but I really never asked you to do it. Did I? >:c
You're not commiting a good deed, I tells ya, in fact, every time you spend a minute of your obviously bussy agenda on reading my page a baby DIES. That's right! You're a baby killer! You're a SICK and RECKLESS ********! Oh, god, OH GOOOOOD, I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU. HELLO? POLICE? OH, THANK HANNAH MONTANA, IT'S AN EMERGENCY! A SERIOUSLY HOT GUY BROKE INTO MY BATHROOM. Wait-wait, nevermind, it's just my own reflection.
And to be honest, I actually hate babies >:l
Keep killing them AAAAAALL you want, I dare ya, I DOUBLE DARE YA ********.
I don't know how you can sleep at night with that.
Really, I don't know what keeps you reading this so, I'll just sit here and ignore you.
Why's my butt so itchy anyway?
*scracth scratch scrath*
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Oh God you're staring at me. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! What do you want from me?
Gold? Items? A sign, friend request? What? What-I'll try and, and... eh? a PS3.
A PS3? What are you...? Ah, right. Well, uhm... Xbox is better. It doesn't even have to be a 360. PS3 sucks a**. Xbawks owns it.
AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE I'LL ******** KILL YOUR FAMILY, DAMMIT. I AIN'T AFRAID OF GOING BACK TO JAIL.
WHERE YOU GOIN' HUH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING FUN READING MY PROFILE, COME BACK HERE YOU WUZZ, ARRRGH
TL;DR version: Hi, I'm Erik and I probably don't like you.
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