So far I get the feeling your going for deathtouch and proliferate with this deck. If you have any card shops in the area I would go there and try to buy specific cards for your deck instead of trying to pull them at this point. I noticed you have cards that aren't standard anymore, so I was curious if you planned on just playing for fun or go play FNM. You could play in modern, but there are so many things that can make modern harder than standard. Anyway, for improvements on the deck, for starters, try to keep the number of cards as close to 60 as possible, unless you plan on using cards that require you to put stuff in your graveyard a lot. Even then, I'd still be choosy so it's not too hard to make decisions when pulling things out of the graveyard. Also, a big issue with your deck is the ratio of land needed to play your spells. I tested it and as much as I liked my hands, I couldn't play as fast as it could go. It took forever to get anything remotely decent, so I suggest finding something that can ramp your mana production for each turn you take. The job of green is this. For standard, one card that can help with this is Seek the Horizon. artifacts and creatures that produce mana or even rampant growth would help. So having your Joraga treespeaker helps a ton, as would having more Llanowar Elves. Agh, this would be easier to help you if we chose some time to skype. Typing no good on a silly tablet, and gets tedious.
I'm laughing so hard. Our avis looks similar enough that it looks like they're attending a formal together, except like a formal in hell where there's mayhem and death. The image in my head is a glorious one.
Because the government exists to screw people over, especially people like me. But forreals tho, I'm not entirely sure what to do now. I mean, it might heal up, but it's not like it'll stop happening. Mildly concerned I is.