About
My name is Danielle, And I'm 21 years old. People that know me in real life say I'm nothing at all like my internet persona. So I would suggest meeting me instead of reading this crap.
I'm an obsessive perfectionist that requires order, yet craves adventure.
I talk like a ******** stoner.
And sometimes I talk like Johnny Depp playing Raoul Duke. Didn't see that coming, did you?
Did I mention that I swear way too ******** much?
I must wash my face about every 4-6 hours. This is non-negotiable. And I never truly feel clean unless I use my own sink and shower.
I also suffer from frequent bouts of spontaneous singing and dancing.
I'm kind of a hippyish party girl, except I shower and don't sleep around.
I require an excessive amount of time alone, and it must be in my own home.
I'm terrified of growing up, even though it's too late.
If I could be anything, I would be a Psychologist.
Sometimes I have really bizarre mannerisms. I'm way more into my own head than reality.
I fidget, mumble to myself, look around spastically, and often fight laughter when alone out in public.
I am way too easily overwhelmed. I once threw out almost everything in my room because it didn't feel clean enough.
I'm also way too easily enthused. The dumbest things delight the ******** out of me.
Anything unreasonably complicated turns me on.
I used to be addicted to putting Ajax on my face. Sometimes I relapse.
I abandon a lot of my hobbies half-way through. I get obsessed with things until I get them. Then I lose interest.
I totally flip out in traffic.
I don't ******** when I'm not in a relationship. I'm a prude.
By my terms, I do quite a bit of 'geeky' stuff. Like develop character backgrounds and storylines, design the characters, and even when it comes down to it, make LARP costumes for those who need them.
I play a lot of Videogames too.
Don't take me too seriously, far too many people have done this. I come across as self-righteous, arrogant, egotistical and stuck up, really, I am none of those. I'm an utter pussycat. Heh.
People find me interesting and mysterious until they actually talk to me.
I'll never be happy with the way I look. I think I'm ******** fantastic on the inside though.
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