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Some would say I have a dark sense of humor or even a little morbid sometimes, but I think they just don't get it.
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why
anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
"Only two things are infinite--the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not that sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein
"You are a fluke of the universe
you have no right to be here,
and whether you can hear it or not,
the universe is laughing behind your back."
- "Deteriorata" by National Lampoon
You don't need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
"I cannot help but notice that there is no problem
between us that can't be solved by you departure."
-Mark Twain
I hate dumb people!
Tank Analyzer

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You think your hot s**t on a silver platter,
but your really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
Glowing please bump
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