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My name is not Kayla. You can call me Kayla. I enjoy summertime picnics & long walks on the beach, followed by an exercise in mass genocide & a full-scale riot dedicated to a cause I can neither pronounce nor define. You could say that I am an expert on galactic diversity, having grown up in the eleventh dimension & gone on to devote the better part of my lifetime to conducting risque government-funded scientific experiments on interplanetary breeding. However, I should warn you that if you say that there is approximitely a %666 chance you'll wind up in a straight jacket & a muzzle. In the immortal words of Hay-zeus, Christ our Savior: "We guardeth thou cattle & thy neighbor's fertile pastures, scanning the heavens for unholy invaders; but it is neither land nor bread that the aliens doth covet. The alien invasion doth occurith in the Central Nervous System!" Let's get 'em, boys! My brain must be extra-popular with those damn extraterrestrials as a landing field (perhaps that's my calling in life?!)... Bastards won't stop trying to abduct my psyche, & I don't even have enough of my Frontal Lobe left to remember if they've succeeded at all yet! Such X-Files agonies I am incalculably prone to... If Jesus jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?! ... According to Religious Historians, Jesus was actually born in 4 B.C. That's four years before his own birth... What the hell heaven holy ghost?! That's almost as flat-out ridiculous as the fact that there's apparently such a thing as Religious Historians. Just another one of the multitude of bad things that can happen when you put a bunch of dipshits in very powerful positions... Often times I sit around wondering what would happen if you put dead animals in a bucket of Draino, or if making a person swallow chewing tobacco for a long period of time is a good form of torture. I'm ugly on the inside, too. I'm never going to be anything. A job is a job; pacing is a bad habit. Why kill time when you can kill yourself? The mind is a terrible thing to taste. I don't believe in an omnipotent God. There are so many things that God cannot do! God can't lie, or do wrong, or be late, or change clothes, or make mistakes, or be unholy. If God can't do these things, then God cannot be everything. If I don't stop talking about God, Anton Levay might crucify me on a t-bone steak. That's the first flat-out nonsensical thing that I've said so far. 100% of people die at least once in their lifetime! Remember back in the '60s when all the locked up junkies were smoking banana peels because some ******** pre-Timothy Leery psycho decided that it would get you high?! Neither do I. I have seen some crazy s**t, but nothing like that. When I was 15 I used to sneak into bars. Of course, I later died of alcoholism, but the depression was what brought that on. But there's no happiness a high income & white skin can't buy... That's why I'm currently living on my own private island in the South China Sea with my 5,000 sex slave boys, & 15,000 sexier slave girls, operating the weather by remote control. This is really happening. Youbetyourlifeitisn't.

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KatanasEdge

Report | 06/06/2015 7:38 pm

KatanasEdge

Hello there!

I just now logged back onto Gaia after a few months and saw your announcement on the BURN guild page and was wondering if you still had any gold/items to give away? I'd love to have anything that you could give. 3nodding Thank you!

-KatanasEdge
RougeFaux

Report | 04/29/2015 1:34 am

RougeFaux



Hi there Ani,

I'm just coming back to Gaia after a bit of an absence (long term illness has given me a surplus of free time now). If you still have gold or items that you are looking to give away, please consider donating them to me. Thank you, and I hope the future holds success and happiness for you.

Sincerely,
Fox
Yummy Rainbow Candys

Report | 04/24/2015 7:20 pm

Yummy Rainbow Candys

You said to ask, and if i dont get anything i still want to thank you.
yaha1313131313

Report | 04/23/2015 2:31 pm

yaha1313131313

I would love some gold if you don't mind giving biggrin .
LadyStlyz

Report | 04/22/2015 4:28 pm

LadyStlyz

i figured that somthing was up. sorry to seen BuRn have it final flam extinguished eek . heart sweatdrop
scair

Report | 04/15/2015 3:02 pm

scair

it's been a good run my burn captain fair the well. Till next time take easy
Let Me Live

Report | 04/07/2015 1:41 pm

Let Me Live

Will always remember the super fantastic BURN Captain. <3
Enjoy life PG (that is to say, Post Gaia).
Someday I hope to join you. D: For now, the pixels are too tempting.
angelfromdown-under

Report | 04/07/2015 2:13 am

angelfromdown-under

Aww thanks love <3
JackyWaky IV

Report | 04/01/2015 6:59 am

JackyWaky IV

Hello, did we made any trade recently? can you please remind me what was it about?? sweatdrop
ashlea_marche

Report | 03/29/2015 6:32 pm

ashlea_marche

Hey! Sorry to see you go. This whole thing was pretty great while it lasted. Requesting Item or gold. For either I would be eternally grateful.

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