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My name is not Kayla. You can call me Kayla. I enjoy summertime picnics & long walks on the beach, followed by an exercise in mass genocide & a full-scale riot dedicated to a cause I can neither pronounce nor define. You could say that I am an expert on galactic diversity, having grown up in the eleventh dimension & gone on to devote the better part of my lifetime to conducting risque government-funded scientific experiments on interplanetary breeding. However, I should warn you that if you say that there is approximitely a %666 chance you'll wind up in a straight jacket & a muzzle. In the immortal words of Hay-zeus, Christ our Savior: "We guardeth thou cattle & thy neighbor's fertile pastures, scanning the heavens for unholy invaders; but it is neither land nor bread that the aliens doth covet. The alien invasion doth occurith in the Central Nervous System!" Let's get 'em, boys! My brain must be extra-popular with those damn extraterrestrials as a landing field (perhaps that's my calling in life?!)... Bastards won't stop trying to abduct my psyche, & I don't even have enough of my Frontal Lobe left to remember if they've succeeded at all yet! Such X-Files agonies I am incalculably prone to... If Jesus jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?! ... According to Religious Historians, Jesus was actually born in 4 B.C. That's four years before his own birth... What the hell heaven holy ghost?! That's almost as flat-out ridiculous as the fact that there's apparently such a thing as Religious Historians. Just another one of the multitude of bad things that can happen when you put a bunch of dipshits in very powerful positions... Often times I sit around wondering what would happen if you put dead animals in a bucket of Draino, or if making a person swallow chewing tobacco for a long period of time is a good form of torture. I'm ugly on the inside, too. I'm never going to be anything. A job is a job; pacing is a bad habit. Why kill time when you can kill yourself? The mind is a terrible thing to taste. I don't believe in an omnipotent God. There are so many things that God cannot do! God can't lie, or do wrong, or be late, or change clothes, or make mistakes, or be unholy. If God can't do these things, then God cannot be everything. If I don't stop talking about God, Anton Levay might crucify me on a t-bone steak. That's the first flat-out nonsensical thing that I've said so far. 100% of people die at least once in their lifetime! Remember back in the '60s when all the locked up junkies were smoking banana peels because some ******** pre-Timothy Leery psycho decided that it would get you high?! Neither do I. I have seen some crazy s**t, but nothing like that. When I was 15 I used to sneak into bars. Of course, I later died of alcoholism, but the depression was what brought that on. But there's no happiness a high income & white skin can't buy... That's why I'm currently living on my own private island in the South China Sea with my 5,000 sex slave boys, & 15,000 sexier slave girls, operating the weather by remote control. This is really happening. Youbetyourlifeitisn't.

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Athavulf

Report | 03/27/2015 9:14 am

Athavulf

I saw the announcement too. I've also been absent for a long time but enjoy coming back to ask obscure questions now and again. I've been with Burn for ages! cool I would love to take any angelic sort of items and lessen your burden wink . Cheers, elyzia!
The Fondest Elf

Report | 03/26/2015 7:52 pm

The Fondest Elf

I just saw your announcement! For whatever reason I cannot DM you. You are the best heart Good luck on all of your journeys in life my friend!
Elliptic Sin

Report | 03/25/2015 10:49 pm

Elliptic Sin

I just saw your announcement in the guild. I only want a modest amount of gold if you are still offering. But I would mostly like an item with interesting hair mods, bonus if its dark or cute themed: fangs, riding crops, or something with cute faces and ringlets. Thanks in advance, and even if you can't offer me anything I hope this comment finds you well and life finds you better still.

Good luck out there.
sonchero

Report | 03/24/2015 7:23 pm

sonchero

I seen your guild announcement and wanted to wish you luck. I haven't been on Gaia much as I've been busy with IRL issues, however I did wish to request some Gold if you're still giving it out.
elyon678

Report | 03/24/2015 8:40 am

elyon678

So sad to see you leave. I just recently went back to Gaia but I'm not super active because I've become busy with work and everything else. Anyway, I am happy enough to accept any gold or item that you are willing to partake. May you have a blessed life. Thanks for this giveaway, anyway.
yuintakie_yuki

Report | 03/24/2015 4:07 am

yuintakie_yuki

thank you!
jjillane

Report | 03/23/2015 8:34 pm

jjillane

I think your pm is off so just thought i'd comment
i remember doing all these huge outrageously awesome tektek contests for you and they were something i looked srsly looked forward to as a little 7th grader LOL
you were one of the awesome ppl on this site haha
i'd gladly accept anything you'd be willing to give me
thanks for your generosity over all these years! hope everything goes well for you Ani (or kayla as i remember you) c: <3
Crimson Dragyn

Report | 03/23/2015 7:16 pm

Crimson Dragyn

It's a shame you must leave my dear. If possible, I'd love to get any item on my wish list or any gold would be welcomed.
MythicDragyn

Report | 03/23/2015 7:11 pm

MythicDragyn

If possible I'd love to get any item that's on my wish list. I'm grateful for any donations. Will anyone be continuing the guild?
clohuis92

Report | 03/23/2015 7:06 pm

clohuis92

Wasn't able to send you a pm but, I would be honored to get any gift or gold. It's a shame you're leaving gaia.

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