hai girls, hai.
call me elmo.
my real name is too epic for you to handle.
i only friend people i've known for quite some time (this apparently needs to be in bold now because people think we should be friends because of my occasional trololol comments).
i'm an 20 year old straight chick, but feel like a 40-something year old gay man a lot (hence most of my character choices).
i'm a total reverse-*****, all the men i would love to be romantically entangled with are over 35, and i like it that way. specifically a one mister bruce greenwood.
i have a severe anxiety disorder and legit depression D:
i also have automatonophobia, specifically to robots. seriously, i hate robots, they freak me the ******** out. even those stupid vacuum things.
i has a kitteh named scruffles, she's adorable and a genius.
i will do anything for a good donut. if i already ate my donut and you didn't eat yours then ask me if your donut is mine, i will ******** say yes (unless i don't like it). don't cross me and my donuts.
domesticity turns me on. two dudes in a committed and loving relationship makes me all melty inside. so please keep your bdsm kinks away from me.
i'm a nerd and proud and it's none of that hipster glasses s**t -- no. i love to learn typically boring things and obsess over them. that's what a nerd is.
i could make a whole thread about things i hate, and might some day. but i also love a lot of things, i just don't talk about them that much apparently.
i'm a proud pinto beanie bb & gqmf.
my favorite smiley is equal to :3
my favourite animal has always been and always shall be a tiger.
i don't do guilds.
all i want in life is to be the next tina fey, as in be a hit tv writer.
and i am one of the three founders of the church of gay where everyone is gay and nothing hurts.
