AboutEgos Profile Says: Rape Me. I am a comment whore <3
Okay, aside from that shocking fact what is there about me that you could possibly want to know? I am an twenty-five year old female who is attending college to major in English and go all the way with my Psychology Degree. Moved all of the way across the US, because Gaia is an awesome website like that.
I am also into:
My baby ratties
Also, I'm into literate people -_- If u typ liek tis, chancez r i wont tlk 2 u!!! ^.^
I like tattoos, obviously from my pictures-- I have a high pain tolerance, and actually don't mind it at all. I don't care how weird you think I am: Tattoos feel good.
My name is Amanda, by the way... and I love you. ^.^
Don't you want to be my friend?
Hugs, loves, comments? You know you want to give it to me.
It is indeed I, Ego Dominus Tuus. My user name, by the way, translates into I Am Your Master. You want me to be your master, don't you?
"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;
"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you may spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many curious things to show when you are there."
"Oh no, no," said the little fly; "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."
"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high.
Well you rest upon my little bed?" said the spider to the fly.
"There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest a while, I'll snugly tuck you in!"
"Oh no, no," said the little fly, "for I've often heard it said,
They never, never wake again who sleep upon your bed!"
Said the cunning spider to the fly: "Dear friend, what can I do
To prove the warm affection I've always felt for you?
I have within my pantry good store of all that's nice;
I'm sure you're very welcome - will you please to take a slice?
"Oh no, no," said the little fly; "kind sir, that cannot be:
I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!"
"Sweet creature!" said the spider, "you're witty and you're wise;
How handsome are your gauzy wings; how brilliant are your eyes!
I have a little looking-glass upon my parlor shelf;
If you'd step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself."
"I thank you, gentle sir," she said, "for what you're pleased to say,
And, bidding you good morning now, I'll call another day."
The spider turned him round about, and went into his den,
For well he knew the silly fly would soon come back again:
So he wove a subtle web in a little corner sly,
And set his table ready to dine upon the fly;
Then came out to his door again and merrily did sing:
"Come hither, hither, pretty fly, with pearl and silver wing;
Your robes are green and purple; there's a crest upon your head;
Your eyes are like diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!"
Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little fly,
Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;
With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer grew,
Thinking only of her brilliant eyes and green and purple hue,
Thinking only of her crested head. Poor, foolish thing! at last
Up jumped the cunning spider, and fiercely held her fast;
He dragged her up his winding stair, into the dismal den -
Within his little parlor - but she ne'er came out again!
And now, dear little children, who may this story read,
To idle, silly flattering words I pray you ne'er give heed;
Unto an evil counselor close heart and ear and eye,
And take a lesson from this tale of the spider and the fly.
I would also like to say that I owe pretty much everything to this site. I really didn't think that things really worked this way... but I just so happened to meet the most perfect individual in this world on this site. <3 January 13th, 2011... best day ever. It's the day I met my babyboy, Zyps... who I am now happily living with. <3
Thank you, Gaia.
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