My name is ZAHEER JSINGH.
My BIRTHDAY is on JANUARY 6th, which I see as an anniversary, if anything, to remember the highlights of my existence, of which there are a lot of.
Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are my INTERESTS. I have a passion for DUCK DUCK GOOSE and STOCK PHOTOS OF PEOPLE EATING SALADS. I should really be ALIENATED for liking these UNIVERSALLY GOOFY DEPICTIONS, but for some reason I am not. I like to play board games, but am OVERLY OBSESSED WITH THEM. When I mature, I aspire to join the ranks of the most violent members of my society, the SUBJUGGULATORS. I like to practice with my DIDGERIDOO, but just wind up looking like A FLAMINGO HAVING A PAROXYSM.
I like to chat with some of my other human and troll pals, most of which make me ANNOYED because I am MISANTHROPIC to both EARTHLINGS and ALTERNIANS. I have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and I am SURE THAT IT WILL BECOME HANDY FOR MY FUTURE EVIL DEEDS. My trolltag is kleptoGentleman and I speak in a manner that is kind-of-like-Steven-Hawking.