About

Hello all and welcome to the idiot that is me.
My name is Kane and I live in Australia.
I am currently going back and forth from Dubbo NSW (Shite town) To The Gold Coast QLD (Mega-awesome Town) Don't ask me why I go back to Dubbo, I will send my fist in the mail to hit you.
I am a bartender by trade, any drink you can think of I can learn how to make it the best possible way I can and make it damn quick too.
I enjoy Coffee, I am a pain to baristas everywhere as I know how to make the perfect cappuccino and can't stand drinking anything less than that.
I've been on gaia since January 04, not on this account though.
I'm 22 years old, too old for you? Do I care?
I love Football (That's *Shivers* Soccer to all you Americans out there) I hate the S word you play it with your FEET the majority of the time so it's FOOTball!
My team is Chelsea, I value the club more than my life itself, I plan on going to London to see them play one day, I know a lot of their chants and can be found randomly breaking out into them.
I used to play Football I was a versatile midfielder as long as it was a central or left wing position I could play defensive or attacking.
I got my name from an advert for a**l beads.
I identify myself as a Juggalo, yes you read that right, a Juggalo those crazy unintelligent ******** who wear wannabe kiss army makeup and follow the words of Insane Clown Posse, well ******** you if you really think I care what you think of ICP, that is all about that.
I constantly say the words feck and shite.
I love beer, it's my special friend.
Wine is my more intelligent friend that I see less often but I enjoy the company none the less.
Spirits are an acquaintance that once in a while will whirlwind into my life and leave me a mess, I enjoy it though.
I have a HUGE celebrity crush on Charlotte Hatherley, TEN MILLION POINTS to whoever knows who she is.
I love Green Day, even their new stuff.
I hate when people label bands sell outs, just because a band is gaining new fans doesn't mean they're doing it on purpose, I do my best to welcome new fans to the fandom of any band/artist, because there once was a time when I was the "Johnny-come-lately" fan.
If you ask me what kind of music I like I will respond with "Um"
My tastes are too vast to explain.
I have a problematic sleeping pattern.
At the age of 17 I was diagnosed with depression, it lightens then worsens all of the time and every single day I wish I didn't have this stupid disease.
I love cooking, I can cook a pretty awesome spaghetti bolognese.
I have a cat, her name is Joeyjoey Girl Josephine Joeyjojo Cassidy, Joey for short.
A lot of people assume that I'm gay, although this is not the case it doesn't piss me off unless the person gets negative about it, hating someone for s**t like that is ridiculous.
I am an uncle to one awesome little dude named Blake, I spoil him lots and teach him bad habits (Hey what are uncles for?)
I say a lot of stupid things but once in a while come out with some very insightful thoughts.
I like the Power Rangers, especially Mighty Morphin, Time Force and SPD.
I will heart you if you can do a sentai RP with me.
I am my Grandmas favourite.
When I was little I didn't have an imaginary friend, I had several imaginary worlds.
Trainspotting is my favourite movie.
The Mighty Boosh is my favourite show, I love The Hitcher and Tony Harrison.
I love my kittykat even though she's a b***h.

I can't think of any more pretentious sounding s**t so I'll leave it at that.

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Omnomnomicon

Report | 06/30/2010 3:26 pm

Omnomnomicon

Happy Birthday, babydoll :3

heart Amelia
Artemis_The_Slayer

Report | 03/14/2010 6:38 pm

Artemis_The_Slayer

haha, earth shattering orgasm..i remember you
i added you cause your name made me lul
Ichigokuroski562

Report | 03/11/2010 8:40 pm

Ichigokuroski562

warning!

this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.



SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.



AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.


EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.



EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED
queen of the darkness_

Report | 01/05/2010 12:35 pm

queen of the darkness_

miss you
Ryoh-ohki

Report | 11/14/2009 2:10 pm

Ryoh-ohki

Ugh, I want your body.
xD
jay ck101

Report | 10/22/2009 8:26 pm

jay ck101

hey whats up??
inuyasha kurosaki968

Report | 07/13/2009 5:11 pm

inuyasha kurosaki968

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LittleMissSick

Report | 07/07/2009 11:19 am

LittleMissSick

Baby, make it hurt so good.

I stopped by your thread and this song was playing. xD
I figured I'd stop by and molest you since it'd been a while.
How goes things with you sexy?
i.captain

Report | 07/07/2009 10:25 am

i.captain

BOO.

KANEY. I MISSETH THEE. COME BACK MY AUSTRALIAN TEDDYBEAR!
Kitty Catel

Report | 07/04/2009 12:19 pm

Kitty Catel

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

- Peter De Vries

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I be Kane.
I collect Drugs and Cockneys.
Message me sometime.
Look at my journal.
And demonstrate general sexiness around me.
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