this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
I was an aborted fetus. My mom had my older brother yank me out of her womb with a coat hanger in the basement. Neither of them had the guts to kill me, so they flushed me down the toilet. There I was, a lump of doomed infant, marooned in the sewer. I was marooned because blood and piss together make a dark reddish color. I gradually grew on a diet of scum and human feces until I was old enough to chew. At that point I gnawed my way out of a manhole and wandered the city for thirty seven years searching for my parents and masturbating with a cardboard box. One day after I had just masturbated with a cardboard box, I saw my parents at a computer cafe. I slimed after them but they were lost in the crowd. I knew they'd be back. I swore to never leave that computer cafe until they returned.