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-1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
-2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
-3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
-4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
-5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
-6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
-7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
-8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
-9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
-10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.

-11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
-12. Not allowed to join any militia.
-13. Not allowed to form any militia.
-14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
-15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
-16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
-17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
-18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.
-19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.

-20. Must not taunt the French any more.
-21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
-22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.
-23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they’ve been smoking crack.
-24. Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it’s true.
-25. Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.
-26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your a** in World War 2!”
-27. Don’t tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).
-28. Don’t take the batteries out of the other soldiers alarm clocks (Even if they do hit snooze about forty times).
-29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

-30. Not allowed to wake an Non-Commissioned Officer by repeatedly banging on the head with a bag of trash.
-31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
-32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
-33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
-34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
-35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”)
-36. Can’t have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn’t over).
-37. Our medic is called “Sgt Larwasa”, not “Dr. Feelgood”.
-38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.
-39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once.

-40. I do not have super-powers.
-41. “Keep on Trucking” is *not* a psychological warfare message.
-42. Not allowed to attempt to appeal to mankind’s baser instincts in recruitment posters.
-43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform.
-44. I am not the atheist chaplain.
-45. I am not allowed to “Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddy’s little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies”.
-46. I am not authorized to fire officers.
-47. I am not a citizen of Texas, and those other, forty-nine, lesser states.
-48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
-49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
-50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.

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Last Login: 10/29/2010 10:24 pm

Registered: 10/14/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Ur Mom's bedroom!

Birthday: 03/30/1992

Occupation: ~Minja~ ~MiniMan~ (that last one is a secret, okay?)

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I've dedicated the Right -> side of my Profile to SSB BRAWL!

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Mi Llamo Sexy!

This is an icon i made of Samus' Final Smash for SSBB.
BOO!
'Ello peoples... I'm Me! yes... Uhhhmm.... my real name is Ryan, and i go to North Thurston High! I temporarily attend Caesar Rodney High >_> .Thank you to those who donate to me... has anyone donated me? iono...
RAWR!
BUT I DO KNOW
that, things i like;
BOORAWR!!!
Both good grammer<- spelled wrong lol
AND l33t! So pooh on you "no l33t or w/e" ppls smilies/icon_razz.gif

w00t w00t
i love nintendo games, Zelda is TEH BESTEST, followed by Mario, then Metroid!More w00ting!
and i like... MUFFINS^^
oh- and ppl donating to T.R.J.N.F.A.
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Things i don't like;
not a big list either, mostly just ppl who bug me and...
ipod!s,
and this person i saw outta my bus window who was the single-handedly UGLIEST peron i've ever seen in my life!
lol - uhmm, that last one is kind of a joke, but anyways,
i think that's it....
things i love: some of my family (grandma, mom,... mebe dad), Paco (my Chug), Animals(certain ones), Some other people... .. . Vanilla Ice cream, Garlic. mmm oh, and Zelda games! ^_^) pretty much it.
I love writing invisible things ^.^

^click to see the best guild ever^
The Moldy Peaches - Lazy Confessions

Lazy confessions
Crazy intentions
Scratching unwilling
Sports cars are thrilling
I like potatoes
I don't like tomatoes
I'm goin' fishin
Cos' I'm on a mission

I wanna live for today
I wanna roll in the hay
But I'm floating away
I got nothing to say

It makes me slappy
To walk like your pappy
I need to improvise
Just lookin' at the pies
Boohoo I'm dying
Ravenous sighing
I think you're pretty
My shrink says I'm witty

I wanna live for today
I wanna roll in the hay
But I'm floating away
I got nothing to say

But I'm floating away
I got nothing to say...

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Lol, there was a n00b trying to Copycat Darth and I, and Darth made this;
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And this one was made by KenyakoDivination
(and it applies for n00bs of all shapes and sizes);