I am Dustin, a fifteen year old guy who likes to role play with a wide variety, I like funny things and ect. also video games are my life blaugh soo any questions?
I'm 'bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly a** needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life
If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you ******** my wife
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than ******** you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of a bag of presents, he had bags of d***o's
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a ******** imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I ******** his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer that ******** a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, ******** you, b***h
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Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly a** needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life
If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you ******** my wife
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than ******** you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of a bag of presents, he had bags of d***o's
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a ******** imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I ******** his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer that ******** a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, ******** you, b***h