Through The Gates of Midian
Hi,my name is Mike,my nickname is bondage, i live in Wakefield West Yorkshire, im 17,despite lookin inoccent im pure evil, i like anything gothic.Im a little bit crazy at least thats what my friends tell me just cos my idea of a good time is being restrained with hand cuffs or just by hand im really not fussed as both have the desired effect.Dont get the wrong idea im playful as a puppy, but like a puppy i come with a dog collar and bite.Im very social and i try to bring a little dark humor into the lives of all those around me.I can be very friendly and like nothing more than being sprawled on my bed listening to music.But it would be alot nicer if there was someone to sprawled next to me.Hint..Hint....!hehehe(no chavs tho i dont eat junk food).I dress in the manner of a vampire but my social skills dont exactly follow the same theme(I eat like a pig),there are only a few things that piss me off:1)People who are up their own arse 2)being talked about behind my back 3)liars 4)camp cos it makes me cringe 5)people who make threats and dont follow em through cos i hold a grudge and am more than willing to show that i aint a pushover and if that means removing parts of the persons anatomy then thats what it needs and if anyone thinks i wont just try me and see what happens(wow i dont sound crazy at all)...im not all bad i mean the easiest way to get on my good side is to attempt hug me when im wearing my dog collars since it proves your willing to risk impalement (plus if you actually get impaled i can laugh at you) to get to know me hehehe,well that or sink your teeth into my neck since im more than willing to return the favour (i will draw blood).I am near impossible to embarass and will go out of my way to show up my mates.When im drunk everyone becomes a pillow which i will snuggle up and fall asleep on and probably bite and occasionally punch but im normally quite placid unless im angry.Im feircly loyal.Ive been told im trustworthy which i suppose is true.I have a slight obsession with vampires.Also the music i listen to on my ipod always reflects the mood im in (so if its cross my heart and hope you die by uninvited guest stay the ******** out of my way).For anyone who wants to befriend me there only one peice of advice that being get to know all sides of my personality before you judge me but be warned its not all nice in fact im more playful,sadistic and hatefully twisted than most people you could imagine, you know how that song mad world says "the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had" well the dreams in which others are dying and im the one with the axe and the shotgun are the best ive ever had (u can tell i enjoyed highschool).Also if you know i dont like you when i smile at you in town im fantasising about pushing you under a bus...just so you know
smile hehehehehe.I get optimism from pessimism you get the picture but dont let that put you off, cos i can be nice, its just...well its good to be bad.
wink hehehe if u wanna talk jus add me on msn at dusk-reaper@hotmail.co.uk
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