You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. -- Anonymous

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join The Army,
Visit exotic places,
meet strange people, then kill them

Evening news is where they begin with
'Good evening',
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Death is hereditary

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
---------Wendell Johnson

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

My Reality Check bounced.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.
- John Wooden

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~