It's more about you than me. So take a step back.
Welcome and have a seat. Cut your teeth on some truth stranger then wash it down with the Universe.
If you like to punch through walls and kick whole skyscrapers in half then you got a friend in me.
Let me pick your brain. Tell me a secret about February 9th. Say it so fast I can't distinguish a single word.
August is the season of fire. Stand outside and tell me its not. Take a glass-a-water to splash on yourself ya jellybear.
I walk backwards when kids sing Christmas carols. Uh-uh there's a catch. They have to be Christmas carols about the Fall of Lucifer.
My time is valuable, I sold it on eBay for $399.00. Free Shipping.
How many roads must a man walk before he can call himself a man?
Just one. Mine. And if he survives, he is a man.
A Demon walks into a bar and asks for a sarsaparilla, after finishing the delicious beverage it battles everyone inside to the death. #OnceADemon
From Rain to Glass and Back again.
Your mind should be open..