NAME: Doug Campbell
PESTERCHUM HANDLE: madnessHabadasher
WEAPON: Bamboo Sword
GENERAL STATUS: Groovy
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating
PROFICIENCIES: Bluff, Performance, Foraging, Wakefulness, Knowledge.
WEBCOMICS BOOKMARKED: 11
TROPES INVOKED: All the tropes. All of them.
OTP'S ENDORSED: Dave x Jade; Catfish; PBJ
FANDOM OC'S: 2
REDSHIRTS EXPENDED: 42
BRAINS CONSUMED: Eww, why would you say that?
PERSONAL QUOTES: "While the internet is both a useful tool and a delightful plaything, it should never be taken too seriously."; "I'm from California. As in the pretty
one in the north, not the fake
one in the south."; "I'm not just okay, I am so
chill. I am on ice. The Grand Inquisitor of Cool. I am Swag Incarnate."; "Dude, of course
you're a hipster. Everyone is.The only question is to what extent."; "Plot exposition sold here! Only twenty-five cents!"; "Well, I've never met the man, though I am familiar with his shenanigans."; "Maybe we really did
die in December, 2012. We just don't know it and we're just stuck in some tedious Purgatory."; "I am not going to gush about my favorite ships. Down that road lies darkness and insanity."; "Lets have a lutefisk eating contest!"; "#@%& you! #@%& all
y'all! Platonically, of course."