I'm John! Well...one of me anyways! I turned out to be one of the unlucky ones, but it's alright! Because...because I have my best bro with me! And no! I don't mean in a homosexual way guys! How many times do I have to tell you I am not a homosexual? Karkat, don't be mad that I turned your approaches down, we can still be good buddies!
I enjoy playing pranks on people. It's so much fun! Since I was little I've been great at using a piano too! Dave seems a bit sad when I play it though.. I wonder why.
Oh gog!(I learned that from Karkat :B)
One last thing
I absolutely hate anything Betty Crocker! Do not EVER give me baked good and such okay? Just don't! Can you believe they even made Gushers? I used to love those things!