I hope the roads you travel have been sunny and straight.
You remind me of an idiot I met once! By chance, are you related?
HI! I'm the Kender child!
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Gender: Female
Location: Some tree village to the east.
Occupation: Handler!!!
I'm not all here, but here's a little it can help to know.
Name: My name is Krislock, but I'll still answer if you call me Kender. Age: I'm an adult! Not a little kid even though I act like one sometimes. Race: Kender, duh. Class: I'm a handler, which is not the same thing as a thief.
Thieves are terrible creatures. Appearance: Kind of obvious. I'm a green-eyed, dark-haired, pale-skinned kender that has already grown into my ears. I used to wear my hair short instead of in the traditional topknot because it got people confused about my gender, but have been growing it out and like it long so I may keep it this way. I have markings that run up one leg and around my waist; sometimes they look black and other times purple. I'm also short, four feet and ten inches, but I weigh around seventy pounds which is good, I think.
I like to wear browns, but can't resist adding in colorful beads and ribbons and such because you need color or you're boring. Blue and green are my favorite colors. I have pouches too! Lots of them for all the different stuff I find left out everywhere. They get full really fast and I might have to find some more soon. Background History: Mama and papa are both kenders and they went back into wanderlust a few years ago. I had to stay in our village and learn stuff that was really boring, but i found a lot of pretty items laying around. why no one claims anything, I don't know, but I found the most beautiful coins and stones, and broken quills and a few old maps and some shiny glass beads.... Items: Mostly pouches, but I have the greatest collection of treasures. If you have about an hour or two or three, I'll be happy to tell you all about them. Weaponry: I have a few really small sharp knives called the ikPolpik. Perfect size for me too! Skills: I'm really good at reading through people's lies, taunting when the occasion presents itself, and... wandering off with interesting objects.
I'm also good with languages and can write as well as read despite my actions to the contrary. Weakness: My greatest weakness is my short attention span and the fact that I don't often think about what I'm doing. I'm too curious for my own good, or the good of anyone else for that matter.
How to get on my good side!
1. Humor!!! - I love talking to people that can laugh. Makes things a lot more fun.
2. Conversation!!! - If you can hold a decent conversation and mange not to bore me or yourself in the process then you get a sticker.
3. Knowing what a Kender is!!! - If you know what we are without me telling you, then I just might love you forever.
4. Not taking offense too easy!!! - I hear I offend without knowing it, so if you don't take everything I say to heart or tell me when I'm stepping over boundaries, the honesty of telling me is nice.
Don't send too much parchment, I'll lose it.
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I'm glad to make you laugh. *hugs you tight* Are you okay?
Also, if you're still interested, I'm totally up for a game of hide-and-seek. *smile*
I guess not.