Princess, rest...We'll talk in our sleep.
Shalom.
My name is
Dominik and I reside in the sunny state.
I text like a japanese girl on steroids.
I think premature ejaculation is not fun. (...)
I straighten my hair twice a day and cut my own hairs.
Boobies are fun.
So is oral-stimulation.
AND NOW, A WORD FROM PHOENIX MOTH (or a few hundred since he doesn't know when to shut up):
Ahem.
:: knock knock :: Is this thing on?
Okay. Okay, good.
Hello out there. This is Epiphani, hacking into Dominik's account. Muhahaha.
So, I'm supposed to talk about Dominik? Well, what's there to say about you, Domi? Let me think.
Dominik is:
vain
shy
adorable
sexy
funny
cute
a little boy
quiet
a veghead (that is my nasty name for vegetarians, rofl.)
did I say sexy yet?
Dominik is a diva b***h with a soft side and I love his vain a** extremely much.
GIVE HIM DINOSAURS AND VEGETARIAN TACO SALAD. He'll love you forever.
He also likes Mexicans. And alpacas.
Oh and.
I own him.
So don't get any ideas.
Ciao.
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I am still not done with my milkshake.
Water boy.