About
Dear all you readers of my s**t. This box is going to be about me, and if you do not like it then go suck on a lemon. I think you would look at this just because I randomly sent you a high five and/or star asking you to look at it, or maybe you are bored, either way I am happy. I am 5'9'' I Weigh... one sec... *goes to check* 144.586 pounds, But Will round down and Say 100. I do absolutely no sports whatsoever. I despise running walking, and doing anything other than DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) I am a video game Nut... A Giant Video Game Nut. I should be a fat b*****d right now... but... I have an abnormal heart rate, it pumps blood through my body at an alarming rate, thus I am doing Cardio whenever I talk to someone I like, or walk up the stairs. Continued again!: Instead of that, I want to do this, I will ask the girl out who I see, and I like in person. If you talk to me on the phone you can tell I am fun to talk to, I can hold conversation with 6 hours (Just talk to Katie, Brittany, Jaynee, Kelcie, Jennifer, Deonna, Azalea, and some other ones.) I am sort of a hopeless romantic, and I sometimes write poetry... it isn't GOOD but it means something to me. I try so hard in relationships, yet in the end they bend me over and do me doggy style.. without lube. If you ever see me in a relationship, you can tell I have called them beautiful more than 100 times, I have stayed up until around 3 in the morning talking to them, I smile whenever I hear their name, I think of them in school, and everything else. I have to go to school for now, but I will be back to finish this. Okay I am back! READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHER****ING BOOK Anyways I will be constantly bored these upcoming months. I have last period spare and my friend is not a very talkative person, that or I scare him... or I am too sexy for him OH YEAH I DO actually go shirtless a lot. My family is mad at me cause I am the sexy one. They love me though. Anyways, whenever I think of something random about me I will put it on here OH YEAH I have grey eyes. Sorry about this, but I had to do it again, I love Super Mario RPG... If I owned it I would need No friends. Well I am back from doing nothing Guess what? I have Siderbites! Wanna Lick them? =P Yeah, I wear glasses, I just look ugly in them. No I do not wear braces, though I need to go brush my teeth, Be right back. Mmmm I love the taste of bleeding gums in the morning.... That is a Joke... Laugh. Anyways, I want to get my hair cut soon, right now I look like one of the Beatles... Which is totally not cool, like, oh my god. I have read twilight, and new moon, and eclipse, and breaking dawn. NOW before you send e messages on how awesome the books are, I DID NOT LIKE THEM. The ending to breaking dawn made me shiver in hate disgust and loathing. Worst ending I have ever seen, oh the classic, "And they lived happily ever after" Rawr I listen to alot of stuff, Metal, Techno, 80-90's music, and Rawr. If I can nod my head to the beat, or If I can scream it coming home from school... I rock. I am a man who falls in love quickly, I wear my heart on my sleeve... in the middle of a crowded Japanese subway. Everyone touches my heart yet nobody wants it. I have come to the conclusion in my life that I only find people who live far away... at least 100 kilometers away. The best thing people say about me are my eyes, some say my arms, some say my waist, some say my... Well Umm I apologize if I am unable to talk to you, I really do want to talk, but sometimes your conversations hold no meaning. "Hey" or some other sort of salutation is not a conversation starter, it makes me cringe in horror and disgust. I am a messy person, unless I am at other peoples houses... then I clean up alot... No don't invite me over.. I am currently looking for a Job, And today, Wednesday the 4th, I am getting contacts, YAY ME. I just ******** up everything I thought in my life was Real. Back again, Bored as heck!
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Your page is just a giant stretch of "ego" babble.
Moving on however, it has just appeared to me that you are under the impression that you dated my sister.
Are you sir cursed with mental abnormality?
You must be if you believe such things, quite odd.
Now honestly how could believe flirting with someone is dating?
Come on, Get a life & move on, you are 19 years old on a children site.
Begging for "love" of a girl via the internet.
LOLOLOLOL