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HOW I DIED ONCE AND SO DID YOU
I grew impatient. They should have been here by now. Why are they so slow? I figured I would dive into the pool and go for a nice swim while I waited, but suddenly my ride was here. We were going to go out drinking in an abandoned house in a lush forest to celebrate our graduation ceremony. A great way to celebrate starting a new chapter of our lives, but I could tell my friend Catherine had already been drinking behind the wheel. "I better drive so you don't swerve all over the place" I said. Eventually, however, I said ******** it and took some combination of cold medicine. I soon became entranced and thought I heard the whirr of helicopter blades. I was now piloting an airiel vehicle! Next thing I knew there was some sort of blast. I can only describe it as pink and shiny. I think it was a rocket fired from those damn chinks, but all I knew was we were going down. My joy began to fleet, quickly. The last thing I saw was the bloody face of my valentine, Catherine
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U SAY OASIS I SAY SLOWDIVE
U SAY DISTURBED I SAY WHIRR
U SAY NICKELBACK I SAY MY BLOODY VALENTINE
U SAY HELLYEAH I SAY RIDE
U SAY LAMB OF GOD I SAY SWERVEDRIVER
U SAY THREE DAYS GRACE I SAY GLISS
U SAY KORN N I SCREAM CHAPTERHOUSE!1!
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