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What would you do for the Dok? (An Internet craze started by Stillborn Nightengale.)
| For the Dok Wrote: |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| Astro Zom-B Wrote: |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| Astro Zom-B Wrote: |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| I'd hump my naked crotch against the spines of a porcupine for The Dok. |
O RLY?
I'd thrust my naked crotch into the a**s of a procupine while sitting on three of them.  |
I'd do all that while takin' a buffalo in the mouth. |
I'd do that, plus the buffalo, and I'd light myself on fire.
No doubt the buffalo would run away, but everybody likes fire. 
(For the Dok) |
I would put scolding tar in place of fire. |
I'd do all that, with the tar, and feathers, all while laying in my own excrement, while I create more mules
For the Dok. |
| Tenacious Travis Wrote: |
| I'd buy airline tickets to Mary-land to meet and molest The Dok. |
| IbunCloudslayer Wrote: |
| I would buy a klondike bar for Dok. |
| Maiden Rentboy Wrote: |
| I'd drown in a pool of a thousand gutted frogs for The Dok. |
| Dr. Charles Manson Wrote: |
| I'd cook and eat all of Gaia for the Dok!! ♥ |
| For the Dok Wrote: |
I'd slit my own throat for The Dok.
Then I'd go to hell for The Dok.  |
| Tenacious Travis Wrote: |
I'd defecate on stage and throw it at the crowd for The Dok. I'd also instigate fights and run naked in the streets covered in my own feces.
And be buried in a jockstrap.
All for The Dok!  |
| Dr. Charles Manson Wrote: |
| I'd make a totally new thread trend for the Dok |
| For the Dok Wrote: |
I'd rip off and eat God's face for The Dok.
Then I would consume 95% of the universe's dark matter for The Dok.
I'd finish that off by excreting all that on top of a plate, cut off my right testicle, and eat that for The Dok. |
| Tenacious Travis Wrote: |
| I'd have fetish sex with God for The Dok. |
| Z0m-B Wrote: |
I would touch Dok down there
For me though, Not her. |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| I'd let The Dok ram the biggest strap-on ever into mah a** while takin' a hit of a plastic blunt. |
| Maiden Rentboy Wrote: |
| I'd down a gallon of Drain-O while ******** up on acid for The Dok. |
| Nori Strikes back Wrote: |
I LOVES YOU, DOK!
I'D PUNCH A KITTEN IN THE THROAT FOR THE DOK!   |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| I'd tie one end of a rope to my p***s and the other end to a cinder block and through the block down a flight of stairs for The Dok. |
| Marilyn Monroe...dead Wrote: |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| I'd let The Dok tie me down to a chair and burn me with a lit cigarette for The Dok. |
I'd have buttsex for The Dok |
| Stillborn Nightengale Wrote: |
| I'd strip the skin off my legs and stretch it over my front door with the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR THE DOK" written on it for The Dok. |
| A Kiss Goodbye Wrote: |
| The Last Branmuffin Wrote: |
| Mr.Leonid Wrote: |
| The Last Branmuffin Wrote: |
| Mr.Leonid Wrote: |
| I Would Wear a Manson Shirt For The Dok... |
I would wear two.  |
ill wear two and the bam margera shoes  (Only For The Dok) |
I'll wear that plus a million Bam Margera wristbands and that spikey Slipknot mask! |
I would do all that, slash my wrists, wear a HIM belt buckle AND walk into a Spencer's Gifts for the Dok. |
| Filthy Hands Wrote: |
| I'd shave my gorgeous-long-black-locks and have ink forcibly injected into my scalp for the Dok. |
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