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Last Login: 05/10/2022 10:27 am

Registered: 08/25/2006

Gender: Male

Location: E-Space or somewhere like that, I think....

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Title: Gran'ma?
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WEIRD AL SING-A-LONG!!

Dare To Be Stupid
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.

Take some wooden nickels.
Look for Mr. Goodbar.
Get your mojo working now.
I'll show you how.
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek.
You can just give up the ship.
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.
Dare to be stupid.

Come on and dare to be stupid.
It's so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.
Now it's time for crying in your beer.
Settle down, raise a family, join the P.T.A.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away.
It's okay... you can dare to be stupid.

It's like spitting on a fish.
It's like barking up a tree.
It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to be stupid.

Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid.
It's so easy, so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch "Leave It To Beaver."
The future's up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.

What did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
It's all right.
(Dare to be stupid.)
We can be stupid all night.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to be stupid.)
I can't hear you.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Okay, I can hear you now.
(Dare to be stupid.)

All About Me....

Hey! Welcome! C'mon in! smile
About me? Not much to say, really....
I'm from Gallifrey's far future, when the Time Lords all degenerated into a bunch of bored, stupid party animals who just hang out in time & space and have pretty much forgotten everything else. rolleyes (Yeah, I keep hearing people say Gallifrey gets destroyed & all the Time Lords wiped out in some huge war, but that isn't in MY history book!) I found a really old Type 40 TARDIS & took off with it. It's...a little temperamental. But nothing I can't handle! Nope! Everything's in perfect control... sweatdrop
My wife is a Time Lord too & she thinks she can run my TARDIS better than me (which is of course totally ridiculous), and we have great, crazy kids.
You know...the usual stuff.

Hey, the burgers are up! xd Grab a plate, and get in the Burger Line! I know you're gonna love my food, 'cause I'm a grilling expert! I've been doing it for 500 years, after all! 3nodding

Sushi Bar!---Have some Wasabi?

Your aquarium is undergoing maintenance!

The Burger Line!

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Willa-Wisp Report | 01/02/2014 7:00 pm: Cool avi!
cbee Report | 04/01/2011 10:40 am: Happy birthday!!! whee
Lupas Deva Report | 12/21/2010 9:12 am: Much Thanks
Lupas Deva Report | 12/20/2010 11:00 am: Thanks for the letter!
Dpapanda Report | 12/14/2010 9:10 pm: Thank you for purchasing from my store.
Sea Smokie Report | 12/14/2010 5:58 pm: Thanks Doc! Now if I could only go back in time and not lose the years of being with my friends!
Sea Smokie Report | 12/10/2010 10:02 am: I just realized that that's a hot tub time machine you're in! Boy am I slow! And insanely jealous!
Cant Screw A nobody Report | 02/27/2010 7:17 pm: Now send me through time to warn the CRAZIES of their stupidity.....
never mind, I would be dead by the time I got to them all..... 100 yrs in counting isn't enough (thank GOD I only have so many lives);
Can I off that plate to you? You sound so sure of yourself.... LOL!
By the way say hi to the kids & wifey!
Horntastic Report | 02/17/2010 10:23 am: Doctor! Your head! You've got to be more careful! gonk
Has A Cunning Plan Report | 01/06/2010 3:04 pm: Warp 3 sir!
No that will be way too slow!
Warp 4 sir.
No that still is too damn slow!
Warp 5 sir...?
No no no no no no no! Mr Chekov, Mr Chekov!

I am firing torperdo!

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---Selling weird junk on Gaia since August, 2006!---:X Hey, go sleep somewhere else, cow! scream

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There's plenty of seating left! 3nodding

The Gallery
of
Whatsit Avis!

I've regenerated since
I came to Gaia,and
this gallery is a record
of my past bodies! biggrin

Avi Whatsit #1

(Regenerated on
Friday, October 13th, 2006,
when an evil grill hood attacked.)

Avi Whatsit #2

(Regenerated on
November 4th, 2006,
After overdoing it at the annual
Halloween Bash at the Gambino Mansion.

Avi Whatsit #3

(Regenerated on
November 30th, 2006,
after a slight problem involving
an angry bull catapulted onto
Rancher Bill's outhouse.)

Avi Whatsit #5

(Regenerated on
February 22nd, 2007,
Forcibly done to save him
& all of Gaia from
the maneating thing he would become.)

Avi Whatsit #6

(Also known as "Doggy Doc".
Regenerated on April 1st, 2007,
Due to mysterious
circumstances in the TARDIS.
A sentient Plesiosaur
is rumored to be involved.

Avi Whatsit #4

(Regenerated on
February 19th, 2007,
in an unusually ferocious row with
wife Fred after he ruined some of her
valued possessions carelessly.)

ALL right. What have you been up to while we were gone...?

MOOOOOO OOOOO!!

Wow! What is that Mimzy teaching these cows?!

I think that's the forces of evolution at work-- Alzarians kick 'em into overdrive in anything edible in their vicinity.