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The ever-studious Professor Skeleton is quite the stickler for good grammar and is quick to point out any inconsistencies in logic. Remember, it's Professor Skeleton. Call him Mr. Skeleton and he'll remind you that he didn't spend 4 years in Skeleton college to be called "Mr. Skeleton". Though he is never seen without his briefcase, it is never opened. What is inside is the subject of much debate, but the general consensus is that he is a part-time hitman working for the local Mafia.
For reasons known only to himself, he has programmed his robo-pup to make sounds reminiscent of a pterodactyl, as opposed to a normal dog.
His Coco sits ever-perched on his bony, uncomfortable shoulder, reading along as he gives his various lectures, as studious as the good professor himself.
Most often seen in the dank avenues of the GD, this creature can be equally loving and hateful. It's rumored that his mood swings are, in fact, dictated by the lunar cycles. But this is just a rumor.
In recent times, he has obtained his Doctorate in Gynecology, and has returned to the GD as an even more educated skeleton.
His date of return, of course, had to be halloween.

I once made a thread in which I wrote out some halfass lyrics to a theme song for me:

Skeleton, all up in your a**
He's gonna sodomize you after class
He's got a bone to pick with you
And when he's done he'll pee on your shoes

He's got mean moves like Larry Byrd
has a 9 inch c**k, haven't you heard?
He teaches at the undead university
Doing a black chick is his idea of diversity

He doesn't wear an argyle sweater, no
For that he's way too heter-o
He plays space invaders during his breaks
And for lunch he eats deep fried snakes

He rapes the GD like they do in jail
Half the time when he posts he's drunk on ale
He has way too much time on his hands
Got nuclear capability like Afghanistan

He doesn't need a costume for halloween
He banged Courtney Cox when he was fifteen
So if you see this homey coming you better run
Cause Professor Skeleton always carries a gun

IRL
I'm a 22 year old male from Washington state...I work for the army as a civilian. And I moonlight as a deadly sex ninja.

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Lunchs

Report | 12/17/2009 10:50 pm

Lunchs

ahahaha, i remember you.
brendab8f41967

Report | 01/19/2008 1:56 am

brendab8f41967

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deathbygrater

Report | 12/01/2007 12:14 am

deathbygrater

nice avi
dark twit

Report | 10/14/2007 10:37 pm

dark twit

long time no see boss,

how goes it?
Ignorance is Blind

Report | 01/27/2007 6:11 pm

Ignorance is Blind

wow!
i love that avi art in your sigg!
who did it?
bb6666666666666

Report | 01/21/2007 7:16 pm

bb6666666666666

We live in the same state. surprised
japozi

Report | 12/13/2006 8:39 pm

japozi

banned?
Backseat Bandit

Report | 12/13/2006 8:14 pm

Backseat Bandit

I heard that you were banned. =/
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20748777
WonkyWilla

Report | 12/13/2006 3:32 pm

WonkyWilla

Now, now Mr. Skeleton, control your sexual tensions.
Jazzberry

Report | 12/13/2006 3:43 am

Jazzberry

that is one funkay theme song.
but i like the larry byrd reference.

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