H'oh s**t o: K, so.. I'm Doctor Jak Mehoff.
You can call me Jak... or Doctor..
Or Philip.
Whatever.
But, please- don't call me Phil.
I hate that.
Makes me think of Doctor Phil
And to be quite honest with you fine people-
I dun' like him. 
I call people Sugarbutt. It's not used to offend you.
It's a ******** cutesy name, 'kay?
People who flip out over it- I mean, fo' real, cracka?
Chill the ******** out..
But yeah,
Anyway.
I'm pretty ******** insane.
One dose of me and you're addicted.
Just saying.
I'm lying. I'm also pretty old.
I'm
19,
20 OHH, Just kidding!
Try 21~
Pretty sexy, too.
Not lying.
Or am I? Don't be jealous, sugarbutts.
It's okay.
I'm not really full of myself, but I can be a dickwad.
I like Google Chrome.
If my profile seems to look ******** up on your screen-
Yeeahh.. That's why. B:
Favorite kind of music you ask?
All sorts. I listen to practically EVERYTHING. 8D
You may ask what my orientation is..
Haha, well, sugarbutts, I'm not gay, nor am I straight.
Favorite color?
Psh- ******** that s**t.
The whole ******** color wheel. B]
Why don't you go on ahead and drop a comment!
They brighten my day~
(:
