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Last Login: 02/26/2013 8:24 pm
Registered: 05/23/2007
Gender: Male

I'm his personal Assasin!
i'm his personal advisor
I'm his candy supplier
I'm his personal therapist
I'm his Deranged comic relief
i'm the cheif strategist
I'm the cheif weapon inventor
I'm his personal Librarian
I'm the head of security
I'm the minister of defence
I'm his personal cookie supplier
I'm his secretary
I'm second in command (aka not lesser to, but the second guy who wants to rule the world)
I'm the head of "the peace keepers"
I'm his personal muffin supplier
Sometimes, your not the hero of your own story
I'm the explosives expert
I'm his computer haxer
I'm his mischievous ninja
I'm his party planer
I'm his translator
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make un-godly amounts of money and bribe Senators
Visit gone with the blastwave comic for other funny war stories
PUBLIC ENEMY NO.1
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mr. fatty-mc-fat-fat-fat-jelly-for-fatty-belly-fat!"
it only confused Doctor Dictator...
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!