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Dizziesed

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Last Login: 12/01/2017 5:05 pm

Registered: 12/11/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 03/13

We are...

Woman is when you prove yourself twice over for a job someone else got from clueless confidence
Gay is when your mom tells you to marry for love, then forbids you from seeing the person you do love
Black is when strangers think "Can I touch your hair?" is an appropriate question
Intersexed is when you're not allowed to own anything that could resemble a doll until you move out of your parents' house
Youth is when people laugh if you say something intelligent
Latino is when a patrolman asks to see your identification because you speak more languages than he does
Curvaceous is when you're constantly looking for a pair of jeans that doesn't try to reshape you
Disabled is when people pretend you're not in a line even if it's obvious you are
Genderqueer is when people apologize for not looking at your tits

These are the people I love.

BUT I ALSO SOMETIMES GO ELSEWHERE

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Total Posts: 10533

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Who am I?

Ohaider! I'm Dizziesed, but I also go by Dizz, Dizzie (spelling varies), 3, and, very infrequently, buttwings. If you think of yourself as normal, I will fear you. But if you don't believe in normal, we'll probably get along pretty well.

Some things about me...

I tend to word things sarcastically without realizing that the sarcasm cannot be read. Generally, if you can even imagine there being a trace of humor in something I write, you are not supposed to take any of it very seriously.

I am easily entertained. So if I start laughing at nothing, there's probably something, you just don't think it's funny.

I am not fond of walls, they always run into me.

I like to cook and bake. I'm particularly fond of making soups, breads, and souffl├ęs. I like trying new recipes.

I play piano but am terribly out of practice, due to not having a piano. My voice is also out of practice, but I used to sing.

I enjoy beating Duneslam normal as a party of two.

Outside of zOMG I do not play any other MMORPGs.

And now some useless advice that you probably should not follow.

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Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 11:41 pm
Yes this is cat
All I know is I miss you


Screw that school biz
Dun can lick spark plugs all day but as long as we get to keep talking I'll be happy happy Cat.

I'm actually super sad tonight. How are you? Are you doing well? I think I'm at a crossroads in my life and I don't know how to feel about that. I also feel absolutely stuck with where I am. Does that even make sense? I miss talking to you and everyone on here. <3
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 11:40 pm
Yes this is cat
All I know is I miss you


Screw that school biz
Dun can lick spark plugs all day but as long as we get to keep talking I'll be happy happy Cat.

I'm actually super sad tonight. How are you? Are you doing well? I think I'm at a crossroads in my life and I don't know how to feel about that. I also feel absolutely stuck with where I am. Does that even make sense? I miss talking to you and everyone on here. <3
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 1:36 pm
Yes this is cat
I leave this house at midnight every night so I CAN earn my keep.
You don't want to know what I do.

I clean peoples houses without my collar and bell on.


I mean I guess I could clean our house but I don't feel comfortable when I'm usually fully clothed in it.



Will Duny be joining us for brunch today? I made my famous catnip brownies.
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 1:34 pm
Yes this is cat
I leave this house at midnight every night so I CAN earn my keep.
You don't want to know what I do.

I clean peoples houses without my collar and bell on.


I mean I guess I could clean our house but I don't feel comfortable when I'm usually fully clothed in it.



Will Duny be joining us for brunch today? I made my famous catnip brownies.
VVhip Report | 08/13/2017 7:54 pm
VVhip
YAS HUGE LONG DISTANCE HUGS WITH WIGGLY SPAGHETTI ARMS BACK AT YOU!
Yes this is cat Report | 08/03/2017 5:59 pm
Yes this is cat
And now it's time for the quiz, students!

Was Cat
A) Online like he promised?
B) Totally not online because he's an unreliable dundermuffin
C) Online in spirit but was doing other things like eating and/or sleeping
D) All of the above


When you're done, don't forget to tell Cat he's handsome and turn in the quiz.
Yes this is cat Report | 07/17/2017 1:25 pm
Yes this is cat
Those are the best types of kits. I hope you found joy in the play-doo. Yes.

I hope were talking about the right type of nachos here

Frosted flakes with ranch and chocolate sauce on top
DUNY ATE IT DON'T JUDGE






DIZZIE. How ya been? It's been like months. I m..... I MISS YOU.
Yes this is cat Report | 07/17/2017 1:09 pm
Yes this is cat
I might have given her something more than chocolate on her nachos


We can figure it out, together, when she finally comes out of the bathroom.

It's been like, years...


Miss talking to you and Dun. <3
Yes this is cat Report | 05/03/2017 9:55 pm
Yes this is cat
I left and then came back
But I'm not the same, probably a different Cat

Do you see it in my eyes?
The sun, even though I'm taking a nap?

I'll be ok, as long as you're happy
But I'm not and I don't like being sappy
so here's my ode to being a little careless amid the crappy


Figure out why you're pursuing the things you do, because
we're destined to find ourselves, play to life's tune
and remember
when you're feeling down, kinda blue
I'll always be here

waiting for you.


Find me in another time, another venue
Remember to never forget me, because I won't remember to forget you.


LOVE CAT



Hope finals are going well, I know you're working hard on that Ph. D. LOVE ME DIZZ.
Yes this is cat Report | 04/03/2017 7:47 pm
Yes this is cat
Don't you like it when I show affection?

If you want me to leave, I'll leave,


but i'll leave both physically and emotionally. I might come back but I wont be the same




Or I could just stay in your lap in the moment and love you a little more howboudat

This is my seal or something.

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Quotes I like from people I like


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"Pick a random number between 20 and 35 including 11." ~Dunyazade

"If you love sugar, you won't like this 'cuz it's too sweet." ~Rengoku No Sei


"I WILL BE PANTIES!" ~VVhip

"You should never disagree. What did agree ever to do you that warranted dissing?" ~Corinth Maxwell

"Teh computer gave me a bunches of squiggily lines." ~Shilshadu

"I AM SO EXCITED FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT WE ARE DOING!" ~Equinoxious

"IT'S LIKE, AN APPLE!!! A WHOLE ONE! NOT EVEN USED." ~Ulto Leif

Hey guess what I listen to music.

 

People don't visit me.

Mellllow on 12/12/2017

'Tiz Dizz

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My friend Miyu2 made this for me:

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and panicrawr made this for me in teh easterness

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