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Last Login: 06/19/2017 8:52 am

Registered: 12/11/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 03/13

We are...

Woman is when you prove yourself twice over for a job someone else got from clueless confidence
Gay is when your mom tells you to marry for love, then forbids you from seeing the person you do love
Black is when strangers think "Can I touch your hair?" is an appropriate question
Intersexed is when you're not allowed to own anything that could resemble a doll until you move out of your parents' house
Youth is when people laugh if you say something intelligent
Latino is when a patrolman asks to see your identification because you speak more languages than he does
Curvaceous is when you're constantly looking for a pair of jeans that doesn't try to reshape you
Disabled is when people pretend you're not in a line even if it's obvious you are
Genderqueer is when people apologize for not looking at your tits

These are the people I love.


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Who am I?

Ohaider! I'm Dizziesed, but I also go by Dizz, Dizzie (spelling varies), 3, and, very infrequently, buttwings. If you think of yourself as normal, I will fear you. But if you don't believe in normal, we'll probably get along pretty well.

Some things about me...

I tend to word things sarcastically without realizing that the sarcasm cannot be read. Generally, if you can even imagine there being a trace of humor in something I write, you are not supposed to take any of it very seriously.

I am easily entertained. So if I start laughing at nothing, there's probably something, you just don't think it's funny.

I am not fond of walls, they always run into me.

I like to cook and bake. I'm particularly fond of making soups, breads, and soufflés. I like trying new recipes.

I play piano but am terribly out of practice, due to not having a piano. My voice is also out of practice, but I used to sing.

I enjoy beating Duneslam normal as a party of two.

Outside of zOMG I do not play any other MMORPGs.

And now some useless advice that you probably should not follow.

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Yes this is cat Report | 05/03/2017 9:55 pm
Yes this is cat
I left and then came back
But I'm not the same, probably a different Cat

Do you see it in my eyes?
The sun, even though I'm taking a nap?

I'll be ok, as long as you're happy
But I'm not and I don't like being sappy
so here's my ode to being a little careless amid the crappy

Figure out why you're pursuing the things you do, because
we're destined to find ourselves, play to life's tune
and remember
when you're feeling down, kinda blue
I'll always be here

waiting for you.

Find me in another time, another venue
Remember to never forget me, because I won't remember to forget you.


Hope finals are going well, I know you're working hard on that Ph. D. LOVE ME DIZZ.
Yes this is cat Report | 04/03/2017 7:47 pm
Yes this is cat
Don't you like it when I show affection?

If you want me to leave, I'll leave,

but i'll leave both physically and emotionally. I might come back but I wont be the same

Or I could just stay in your lap in the moment and love you a little more howboudat
Yes this is cat Report | 03/30/2017 5:00 pm
Yes this is cat
I think I can only hope, but that didn't work for our relationship so now I'm not sure.

Perhaps I'm doomed to an unpleasant life. You make it better though.

Hold me
Yes this is cat Report | 03/30/2017 9:58 am
Yes this is cat
Oh good, we are on the same page. Give me the milk in the afternoon though because it would look suspicious at 6am.

Or perhaps just put some in my coffee and say it was a simple mix up. Either way is fine with me

Can you tell me I'm a good person? I want to think I'm a good person.
Yes this is cat Report | 03/29/2017 7:08 pm
Yes this is cat
So you're leaving, again.

I won't tell you to stay, not this time.

But could you at least pick up some milk before you get back this time?


misosalty Report | 03/29/2017 5:00 pm
Looool ilu. I'm on using my phone most of the time to look at items. I wish I can play, just no time anymore~ heart
VVhip Report | 03/29/2017 2:39 pm
^_^ That's alright, gotta study!

Good to see you round, enjoy zOMG! again!
VVhip Report | 03/25/2017 4:22 pm
Words are <3

*waves with violent joy*

twisted twisted twisted

How are you, friend?
VVhip Report | 05/25/2016 4:03 am
I miss seeing your face around ^U^
Dunyazade Report | 04/10/2016 6:43 am
Woah, do you exist?

This is my seal or something.

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Quotes I like from people I like

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"Pick a random number between 20 and 35 including 11." ~Dunyazade

"If you love sugar, you won't like this 'cuz it's too sweet." ~Rengoku No Sei


"You should never disagree. What did agree ever to do you that warranted dissing?" ~Corinth Maxwell

"Teh computer gave me a bunches of squiggily lines." ~Shilshadu



Hey guess what I listen to music.


People don't visit me.

'Tiz Dizz

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My friend Miyu2 made this for me:

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and panicrawr made this for me in teh easterness

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