Who am I?
Ohaider! I'm Dizziesed, but I also go by Dizz, Dizzie (spelling varies), 3, and, very infrequently, buttwings. I'm 23 years of age, and fail at updating my age. If you think of yourself as normal, I will fear you. But if you don't believe in normal, we'll probably get along pretty well.
Some things about me...
I am a feminist. This means that I am against all oppression: sexism, racism and ethnocentrism, classism, ablism, heteronormativity, etc. This does not mean that I hate certain individuals based on what is between their legs, although I may tend to be judgemental towards people with a bunch of closed doors between their ears.
I tend to word things sarcastically without realizing that the sarcasm cannot be read. Generally, if you can even imagine there being a trace of humor in something I write, you are not supposed to take any of it very seriously.
I have a tendency to chew on my hands. I don't know where or when I picked it up, but it probably started from chewing on the writer's bump on the middle finger of my right hand. My writer's bump is very prominent.
I am easily entertained. So if I start laughing at nothing, there's probably something, you just don't think it's funny.
I am not fond of walls, they always run into me.
I like to cook and bake. I'm particularly fond of making soups, breads, and soufflés. I like trying new recipes.
I play piano but am terribly out of practice, due to not having a piano. My voice is also out of practice, but I used to sing.
I have a Huggy And Resplendently Enthused Mob. If you don't play zOMG this means nothing. If you do, it still means nothing unless I'm fond of you.
Other zOMG things: I appreciate Tanks. I am not one. I enjoy beating Duneslam normal as a party of two.
I do not play any other MMORPGs. I do play some (mostly 1 player) RPGs for PS1 or PS2. The only other computer games I really play much are Plants vs. Zombies, Sims2, and Sims Medieval, although I'm kind of fond of time management type games sometimes... well, I guess Sims can be considered a time management game of sorts as well...
And now some useless advice that you probably should not follow.
That is all.
Quotes I like from people I like
"You seem very... calm about me blaming you for murdering my neighbors." ~Dunyazade
"Pick a random number between 20 and 35 including 11." ~Dunyazade
"Your scary lizard got in my fridge so I killed it." ~Dunyazade
"Hey! I kneed him in the balls and the butt. That was pretty cool." ~Dunyazade
"Go be strange somewhere else. We're being queer over here." ~Dunyazade
"Get that healthy youthful glow while you suffocate!" ~Dunyazade
"I am your MURDERDER!" ~Dunyazade
"Mur-DDR?" ~Creamy Filling
"Flashback throwback drawback kickback outback. Sit back and relax." ~Creamy Filling
"How many times must a man sleep in the sand, before he can see the fly?" ~Creamy Filling
"I normally don't have anyone to plaintively look at." ~Rengoku No Sei
"If the sheets weren't so wrinkly, I wouldn't have run into him." ~Rengoku No Sei
"I like you. You are sick like me." ~Rengoku No Sei
"If you love sugar, you won't like this 'cuz it's too sweet." ~Rengoku No Sei
"I WILL BE PANTIES!" ~VVhip
"You know, I'm gonna need a nice, long shower to wash off the smell of all the hot, sweaty sex I didn't have last night." ~Corinth Maxwell
"Awwww, you sound like a demon when you're giggling.......that's soooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!!" ~Corinth Maxwell
"You should never disagree. What did agree ever to do you that warranted dissing?" ~Corinth Maxwell
"Teh computer gave me a bunches of squiggily lines." ~Shilshadu
"I AM SO EXCITED FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT WE ARE DOING!" ~Equinoxious
"IT'S LIKE, AN APPLE!!! A WHOLE ONE! NOT EVEN USED." ~Ulto Leif