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Last Login: 12/11/2016 8:46 am

Registered: 12/11/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 03/13

We are...

Woman is when you prove yourself twice over for a job someone else got from clueless confidence
Gay is when your mom tells you to marry for love, then forbids you from seeing the person you do love
Black is when strangers think "Can I touch your hair?" is an appropriate question
Intersexed is when you're not allowed to own anything that could resemble a doll until you move out of your parents' house
Youth is when people laugh if you say something intelligent
Latino is when a patrolman asks to see your identification because you speak more languages than he does
Curvaceous is when you're constantly looking for a pair of jeans that doesn't try to reshape you
Disabled is when people pretend you're not in a line even if it's obvious you are
Genderqueer is when people apologize for not looking at your tits

These are the people I love.


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Who am I?

Ohaider! I'm Dizziesed, but I also go by Dizz, Dizzie (spelling varies), 3, and, very infrequently, buttwings. I'm 23 years of age, and fail at updating my age. If you think of yourself as normal, I will fear you. But if you don't believe in normal, we'll probably get along pretty well.

Some things about me...

I am a feminist. This means that I am against all oppression: sexism, racism and ethnocentrism, classism, ablism, heteronormativity, etc. This does not mean that I hate certain individuals based on what is between their legs, although I may tend to be judgemental towards people with a bunch of closed doors between their ears.

I tend to word things sarcastically without realizing that the sarcasm cannot be read. Generally, if you can even imagine there being a trace of humor in something I write, you are not supposed to take any of it very seriously.

I have a tendency to chew on my hands. I don't know where or when I picked it up, but it probably started from chewing on the writer's bump on the middle finger of my right hand. My writer's bump is very prominent.

I am easily entertained. So if I start laughing at nothing, there's probably something, you just don't think it's funny.

I am not fond of walls, they always run into me.

I like to cook and bake. I'm particularly fond of making soups, breads, and souffl├ęs. I like trying new recipes.

I play piano but am terribly out of practice, due to not having a piano. My voice is also out of practice, but I used to sing.

I have a Huggy And Resplendently Enthused Mob. If you don't play zOMG this means nothing. If you do, it still means nothing unless I'm fond of you.

Other zOMG things: I appreciate Tanks. I am not one. I enjoy beating Duneslam normal as a party of two.

I do not play any other MMORPGs. I do play some (mostly 1 player) RPGs for PS1 or PS2. The only other computer games I really play much are Plants vs. Zombies, Sims2, and Sims Medieval, although I'm kind of fond of time management type games sometimes... well, I guess Sims can be considered a time management game of sorts as well...

And now some useless advice that you probably should not follow.

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VVhip Report | 05/25/2016 4:03 am
I miss seeing your face around ^U^
Dunyazade Report | 04/10/2016 6:43 am
Woah, do you exist?
Corinth Maxwell Report | 03/13/2016 12:50 am
Corinth Maxwell
cat_blaugh Happy Birthday!!! cat_4laugh *swarms you with huggles & snuggles* cat_3nodding cat_whee cat_sweatdrop heart
Yes this is cat Report | 12/14/2015 1:36 pm
Yes this is cat
Me commenting on your profile is the real life equivalent to me poking a dead body

It's because your icy heart burns my fingers if I get too close

Miss you and your fingers

They type at my eyeballs and it makes me happy

Yes very happy

Tasi vas Qwib Qwib Report | 03/24/2015 3:20 pm
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib
Sounds good to me ^^
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib Report | 03/23/2015 11:19 am
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib
I am on spring break, I dunno if you have any free time, but I would love to chat sometime!
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib Report | 03/21/2015 10:10 am
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib
ChainsawDooM Report | 12/21/2014 2:02 pm
I like your signature!
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib Report | 11/09/2014 11:22 pm
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib
I see, we needs a hug time. Also, pass some birthday wishes along, from me, and it's ok if they end up in the form of sloppy kisses and whatnot.
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib Report | 11/09/2014 11:12 pm
Tasi vas Qwib Qwib
Hmm, your wednesday evening maybe?

This is my seal or something.

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Quotes I like from people I like

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"You seem very... calm about me blaming you for murdering my neighbors." ~Dunyazade
"Pick a random number between 20 and 35 including 11." ~Dunyazade
"Your scary lizard got in my fridge so I killed it." ~Dunyazade
"Hey! I kneed him in the balls and the butt. That was pretty cool." ~Dunyazade
"Go be strange somewhere else. We're being queer over here." ~Dunyazade
"Get that healthy youthful glow while you suffocate!" ~Dunyazade
"I am your MURDERDER!" ~Dunyazade

"Mur-DDR?" ~Creamy Filling
"Flashback throwback drawback kickback outback. Sit back and relax." ~Creamy Filling
"How many times must a man sleep in the sand, before he can see the fly?" ~Creamy Filling

"I normally don't have anyone to plaintively look at." ~Rengoku No Sei
"If the sheets weren't so wrinkly, I wouldn't have run into him." ~Rengoku No Sei
"I like you. You are sick like me." ~Rengoku No Sei
"If you love sugar, you won't like this 'cuz it's too sweet." ~Rengoku No Sei


"You know, I'm gonna need a nice, long shower to wash off the smell of all the hot, sweaty sex I didn't have last night." ~Corinth Maxwell
"Awwww, you sound like a demon when you're giggling.......that's soooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!!" ~Corinth Maxwell
"You should never disagree. What did agree ever to do you that warranted dissing?" ~Corinth Maxwell

"Teh computer gave me a bunches of squiggily lines." ~Shilshadu



Hey guess what I listen to music.


People don't visit me.

'Tiz Dizz

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My friend Miyu2 made this for me:

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and panicrawr made this for me in teh easterness

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