About

Hello, my name is Ditko. This is my about me, you know, where Im supposed to tell you...about me. Pretty straightforward, I guess. So here we go. I am a giant fan of comic books, my favorites being Cerebus, Watchmen, and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Two of those three were written by Alan Moore, this is no accident because he is literally the GREATEST WRITER IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE FREAKING MULTIVERSE. No seriously, he is. Go buy yourself a copy of anything he's written and read it. RIGHT NOW...after you read the rest of this. Becuase you will finish this, even though you'll realize its really actually just me stalling for time. Im attempting to write some comics myself, but dont really expect to read them soon. Not because it takes a while to get these things written and drawn. But because im notoriously lazy and really couldnt care less if I write anything today. But just in case you are reading this and you have heard of something called 'When Gods Fall' or 'Guy Fails', that was written by me. So read them. Anyways, thats really all Ive got to say about myself. Leave. Now. Go. Away....Your not leaving are you? No of course you arent, you still want to read something written possibly days ago...Im getting a taco. Or some fajita's. You know, with a little bit of chicken and beef, with some onions and rice and beans. Maybe some queso if there is any left over. It depends.