Suck All The Fragance In!
I am Dissolve
, your happy escort filled with happy thoughts oozing with happiness. I help out fella's good or bad to share the happy. You find me sad one day, don't fret. It's me mimicking the act of something so foreign and far off from my world views that it starts to make us very happy indeed.
I'm inconsistent, pointless, fickle and dishonest in that order.
I'm also ambitious and competitive on whims. Had I any passions to fuel with, I might be running the world with chaos by now.
Greedy ambitions include;
(1) A mansion with a secret greenery, a massive library and a sizeable observatory.
(2) Conquering the lands of Greece through Egypt and into present-day Pakistan (perhaps push toward India, even).
Don't misunderstand my sudden gloomy list of flaws. I'm a goldmine of good qualities and esteemed morals that I can't possibly list it all without contradicting myself, on purpose or not. So, hell, I'll leave it to astrology!
Fair warning, I will want to connect with you hardcore no matter how stupid your username and/or avatar. I'll hold back for your sake, of course.
Once I have you convinced this isn't all sheer abstruseness, or me flaunting my impressive vocabulary, you will agree that all said is true in fact hold my hand---we actually made it through the about me section without triggering an identity crises. You and I did this together, now let us marvel at the sunset.