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Last Login: 11/29/2011 3:05 pm
Registered: 05/28/2004
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere I'm lucky to be.
Birthday: 10/10/1987
Occupation: Writing, Avenging
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Starting as mild-yet-incredibly-awesome Gaia user Dirk Bolero, a warrior comes to his true calling. He becomes The Pantsless Avenger, striking out at all who would dare oppress those who choose to go without pants. This is his story.
I'm not chocolate.
Actually... I don't know how to play guitar.
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i BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME
o.O; still an long wishing list?!