AboutI guess words are supposed to go here. Welcome to this profile. I run a Gaia based comic at www.untitledcomics.com Its almost sorta funny. Don't read it. it sucks. Instead read Almost Nostalgic! Its about Metal Gear Solid (3)! Yay! Parodies!
The following are my old signature quotes. They're not credited because they're my own thoughts usually based on several other quotes put together.
"I use Twitter to tell people when my blog has been updated."
"Why is 'They're ugly' the biggest complaint people have over wind turbines? Aren't coal power plants uglier?"
"Jessie James is a Dead Man would be a more suspenseful TV show if they didn't show you previews of his next stunt."
"I needed a paper Xeroxed so I Googled some places to do it. When I was going there I sneezed on the Escalator, reached for a Kleenex, and found a band-aid. Wow, that's 5 bucks in royalty payments I gotta make every time someone reads that."
"Did you hear of the 4 Americans that got stuck on an escalator when the power went out for 5 hours?"
"Them people is ignorant."
"Its 2010. You have no excuse for using IE without popup blockers to look at porn."
"Looking around the room I can tell you're the most beautiful girl in the... room. And even on the street--depending on the street--you're definitely top three."
"Okay, you seriously need to stop Googling the sh*t I say. You should have learned that when I said 'Real Doll' last week."
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I'm studying Computer Aided Design! You know what that means? Its the same thing as those people who design airplanes on the computer, only I do it on a much smaller scale.