Hello mortals! I'm Dionysus, everyone's favorite god. You may know me for my wild parties, or maybe it's my sense of fashion that has drawn you to my page. Frankly, this old god doesn't care; once a deity gets past a certain Age he'll take any worship he can get. Which is not to say that I'm desperate for attention (unlike the majority of Olympians), but to put it simply: the more of me you have in your life the happier you'll be!
For those of you who don't know, I invented wine. It came to me in an incense induced dream whilst in Asia: fermented grapes. Wild, I know. My greatest joy in life--besides dark chocolate--lies in spreading my miraculous brainchild across the world. Wine is the path to epiphany, when taken in appropriate amounts. And I mean appropriate, I can't tell you how many times I've had to haul a drunk god's a** when someone thought he was going to be Mr. Macho in front of the ladies. Don't even get me started on underage drinking either; honestly, wait your turn like everyone else.
Oh well, enough of me talking, darlings. If you want to know more about me--and why wouldn't you--I suggest you actually, gasp, pick up a book on Greek Mythology. I'm always mentioned in such tomes of knowledge; however, don't beleive everything you read: my family loves to spread rumors about me. They are all just so jealous of my easygoing nature and utter unselfishness; I'm just the train that keeps on giving.
Typing this up (yes, an Ancient Greek God is actually sitting at a computer right now, typing this) has made me realize that some of my future fans may be adverse to hardbacks. After all, we don't want to be getting paper cuts, now do we? In all my graciousness I give you this short list of sites that also contain a healthy, wealthy amount of information on me.
Theoi Greek MythologyEncyclopedia Mythica Greek Mythology.comIf you want me to do anymore of your dirty work, dearies, then you'll have to pay me. Donations to the Greek Mythology Guild will be accepted.
Ciao!
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Yeah, I finally broke down and used an account all for her.
Switching back between Percy Jackson and Marvel on one account was driving me crazy.
From now on this account is strictly Marvel rp.
Sorry for jumping around accounts so much. It will all stop since the Bryony account is the tying up of that loose end.
Thank you! Have I mentioned your obvious awesomeness? Well, it's there...and I miss rp'ing with you.
Please read the announcement when you get it and pick out which things you want to volunteer for. ^_^' <--in over my head on this
Please and THANK YOUUUUU!!! (Did I forget to mention your obvious awesomeness?)
Then Their demigod children will then have to protect them....
I had a dream about it....