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hiya muppets
i'm annoyin and short and sarcastic and very british =P
i also randomly go into other languages =P

~love list <3~
pandas
80s rock music, like bon jovi and alice cooper and aerosmith and guns n roses
weirdo friends
laughing
yorkie chocolate
stupid comedies

~hate list </3~
lol
emo boys, but not neccessarily guys with emoish hair
cheese
chavs
ignorant idiots who say not to use the word gay as it may offend homosexual people
people who only adore hugh laurie because of house
people who LOVE rock music. and like mcr and fall out boy
people who dress up and pretend to be something they're not
twitards

Favourites and stupid quotes from gaia...

Adrian Veidt Wrote:

Racist to have a personal preference?
I guess Homosexuals are sexist then.

Dale_Jr_Fan88 Wrote:

You said the end of man kind right? Well, who would take care of the animals and other living things on this earth?

No one. Everything's eventually going to run itself into the ground and well, become cold and dead.

mortok Wrote:

Aw, don't be that way. If it weren't for the military, America wouldn't be able to start all those fights.

koebi_kun Wrote:

English is illegal on her Wrote:

I'm against corporal punishment. It teaches them that the bigger sword is righteous and wins. Other methods are better, such as taking away toys and having them earn it back, age appropriate time outs, if they are very young then explain to them what they did wrong and warning of future actions ect. Letting a child go without a punishment is also horrid parenting or babysitting. You have to respond in a non harmful but effective manner.

Isn't using a bigger sword called child molesting?

Lord Excelsior XXII Wrote:

The day a chicken picks up a knife and is able to turn me into a lovely roast dinner, is the day I stop eating meat, because I'd be dead.

Felicitystar Wrote:

Maybe there is a ring.

Maybe she put it on him...And I don't mean his fingers.

Giggity giggity giggity GOO! -pelvic thrust-

Indefinitive Wrote:

I read someone's profile once that said, "I love you so much... can't wait to marry you... (insert sonnet here)... happy one month, baby."

I laughed so hard I spit up a little.

ItsNot Neurophysics Wrote:

And I want an unlimited amount of money and the ability to reign over the world with an iron fist, but we can't all have what we want now can we?

Fizzlesticks Wrote:

Miranda or something Wrote:

It's only a matter of time before gene tonics are made.

I read 'gene tonics' and 'gin & tonics'.

And now I realise that I am wrong, I am disappointed.

SpikeyHairedHero Wrote:

My view on twilight.

"Hey, I'am a vampire......I'am totally different, and I like it, but I want to be like everyone else!"

"Dude...your a freakin vampire!"

"No! I'am just like everyone else, but my own special snowflake, just like you!"

"No dude...your a vampire"

"Rawr....your mean Imma bite you!"

"...."

mortok Wrote:

Daemon Von Blaque Wrote:

I'm a pretty noisy lay. And I like to talk during sex, which isn't a surprise since I like to talk when doing almost everything.

I think its kind of boring ******** someone who is just too quiet. I mean, seriously, get involved. It would be nice to be reminded someone else was in the room, ya' know?

You really think you're likely to forget? smilies/icon_gonk.gif

someone407 Wrote:

Does anyone know if nuts and beans are meat, tell me! Everyone I asked says they aren't except the internet say otherwise.

mortok Wrote:

MzEmKaa Wrote:

omg ummm girl are you totaly skrewed in the head?! why would you post some thing like this you DO realise its rude n boys will get qurious n have a lil lookie

smilies/wahmbulance.gif

and in advanced to any male readers:

WARNING WANING this is R rated and it is worse than the birds and the bees REPEAT WARNIING WARNING uncomfy factor 11! smilies/wahmbulance.gif

if you REALLY havw thease question could'nt you ask your mother or sister of female friend or some tihng rather than posting this on the internet on a public chat fourm that all sorts of maniacs and poo qurious perverted boy can look?!

Are you retarded?

Artemis Rise Wrote:

Oh no, someone hurt your feelings on a forum? Scandalous!

The Kings Royal Baker Wrote:

Guy A: "Hey man, what'd you think of that movie?"
Guy B: "Dude, that movie was totally mentally challenged."

Society of Shadows Wrote:

You have the combined IQ of a raisin.

Travesty Wrote:

Bryanjesse Wrote:

okk anybody who knows frenchie this is not her. I'm her friend emily i just needed to know this

Frenchy? Wouldn't that make you Rizzo? Damn that Kenickie.

SF3P0X1 Wrote:

All this shock over Swine Flu. God help us if we ever get hit by Human Flu.

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dhayzi

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Last Login: 03/05/2012 2:28 am

Registered: 10/11/2004

Gender: Female

Location: secret underground bunker aka devon, england

Birthday: 12/11/1990

Occupation: breeder of flying monkeys

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Lord Excelsior XII Report | 05/07/2010 3:54 am: Why would they want to permanently ban me? I'm the only voice of reason they have.
I am SWIM Report | 09/10/2009 4:34 pm: God no, I didn't. I left my job finally, because I wasn't receiving any hours, and moved in with my father. Haven't been able to find a job since. Hard times ><
You're lucky you have a job that keeps you busy...
I am SWIM Report | 09/10/2009 4:19 pm: *gasp* dhayzi, I haven't seen you online in a long while! Have you not signed on lately, or have I just been less observant then usual?
Still have that fantastic signature, I see : D
MIssLovelyPenguin Report | 06/02/2009 2:51 pm: lulz, yes. ^^
MIssLovelyPenguin Report | 06/02/2009 2:42 pm: you're welcome. it is truly sad how many people don't know he uses an american accent.
MIssLovelyPenguin Report | 06/02/2009 2:29 pm: I love your sig. ^^
xAzurestormx Report | 05/31/2009 5:23 pm: I was just leaving a message to tell you that im a Christian now = D Feel free to talk about it with me anytime that I decide to come on!
Goth Emily 000 Report | 05/07/2009 11:56 am: U are harmony girl
iWUBcookiez Report | 04/21/2009 2:37 pm: hello (:
Woofa Pawnch Report | 04/08/2009 5:47 pm: Your sig... it equals love!!! :'D

-sniffle- and the pandaaa... D':

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